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Anonymous

Q: Why do they call camels ships of the desert?



A: Because they are full of Arab semen.

Bricktop

ac_lmfao



What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?







A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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kiebers

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.



Pretty much an American joke....
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

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Quote from: "kiebers"A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.



Pretty much an American joke....

Even I admit that is funny.

Anonymous

Is pussylips one word or should I spread them apart.

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Quote from: "Herman"Is pussylips one word or should I spread them apart.

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WarlordSeahorse

Quote from: "Herman"Q: Why do they call camels ships of the desert?



A: Because they are full of Arab semen.


You're terrible Muriel.  ac_lmfao

Anonymous

Quote from: "WarlordSeahorse"
Quote from: "Herman"Q: Why do they call camels ships of the desert?



A: Because they are full of Arab semen.


You're terrible Muriel.  ac_lmfao

Muriel

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