Insult the member above you..........

[Bricktop]

Has a collection of One Direction albums.

[Renee]

Is heartbroken over the fact that there is only one surviving Bee Gee.

[Bricktop]

Looks forward to the impending release of a new Culture Club album.

[Renee]

Prays that Olivia Newton John will do a revival of the "Lets get Physical" tour.

[Bricktop]

She's in the same football club as me!!!



She's also getting on a bit.



But, YOU wish you could get as physical as her...ANY TIME.

[Renee]

She's in the same football club as me!!!



She's also getting on a bit.



But, YOU wish you could get as physical as her...ANY TIME.

This is an insult thread. It is NOT a personal recollection of your geriatric soccer league fantasies.



Now stick to the format.

[Bricktop]

I guess subtlety is beyond your limited comprehension.



WISHES SHE WAS AS PHYSICALLY ABLE AS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN , WHO IS 67 YEARS OLD.

[Renee]

Your elderly fluff girl ain't shit. Never was and certainly never will be. In her prime I could kick her boney ass and her leg warmers eight ways to Sunday.



I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you are impressed by her rapidly deteriorating carcuss. You're so old that your first police cruiser was referred to as a "horseless carriage".



BTW, is it true that you are one of the original Air Supply groupies?

[Bricktop]

Yeah, well that elderly fluff girl sold more records than you ever did. Mostly in the US, I believe. Like Air Supply. And the Bee Gees. And Little River Band. You guys seemed to like them, while they couldn't give their shit away here.



Yes, my first police cruiser was a horseless carriage. But at least we didn't eat our horses.

[Renee]

Maybe you didn't eat your horses but I hear you fucked your sheep pretty damn good.



As for those shit groups you mentioned, the only reason they weren't more popular in OZ was because you clowns were all holding out and praying for an "easy beats" reunion.

[RW]

Writes insult essays along with Mr. C.

[Bricktop]

Interrupts adults when they are talking.

[RW]

Is cruel to sick people (and kittens).

[Renee]

Is a $500 a day morphine addict that craves hospital food.

[RW]

Is jealous of my good drugs and creamed soups.