The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!

[deadskinmask]

Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch.  

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....

[Anonymous]

Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch.  

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....

Spectre?

[RW]

Renee is a bad influence on you!  

[deadskinmask]

[Anonymous]

Renee is a bad influence on you!  

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.

[Odinson]

I dont have real "exes" because I was never exclusive...



Kinda sucks when you wanna go somewhere and you cant because of the iron ball and chain... You gotta take her with you which means you have to tone it down..

[Mel Gibson]

Bitches are bitches!



Lolz!~



The older I get, the more I realize what scum they are!

[Lydo Wolf]

Fags

[Renee]

Renee is a bad influence on you!  

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.

Never mind that; is my fucking laundry ready?

[Odinson]

Melson..



Sober up and go give your EX some balls deep action...

[Odinson]

My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..

[keeper]

My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..

He is lucky we let him post at all.



This isnt the Toilet. go be loyal to her.

[Anonymous]

Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch.  

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.

[deadskinmask]

Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch.  

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.

*lol. okay, partner. you're right.... i should check my calendar more often.... :(

[Mel Gibson]

As I thought, this particular ex is just starting to go through a divorce.



Facebook makes people accessible.



I knew there was something up.  All the women cannot wait to leave Ace, but yet, even 10 years later, they never forget that once they get a taste of the Ace, they can never go back.



Now, this puts me in an awkward position...  She isn't doing so well, and I just KNOW she wants to jock my cock now.  I am a nice guy, with wealth to spare.  My Abs are oh so toned, and my six inch cock gets rock hard when I secretly pop Viagra.



I am the ultimate man for the womenz.



Now, she was a very old ex.  She has since had two kids.  I don't do kids.  Also, I'm sure her pussy and body are all stretched out from these kids, even lessening her appeal even more.



I will have to tread cautiously with this one...



You see?  They ALWAYS come back.  ALWAYS!  I said this years ago on the forum.