Why I am a Redneck

[J0E]

Well, since someone posted a thread about rednecks, here's an appropriate video which may fit the bill:

[Anonymous]

Well, since someone posted a thread about rednecks, here's an appropriate video which may fit the bill:

[RW]

Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.

And apertifs are made in a barrel.

 

Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.

I'm pretty certain Fash has never had "barrel wash".    

What is barrel wash?



Is that economy sized mouth wash?

It's when you take an old used wooden whiskey barrel, fill it with water and let sit in the sun for an extended period of time.



The whiskey that had soaked into the wood previously leeches out into the water. What you are left with is this nasty watered down whiskey like fluid that's really unfit for human consumption........Barrel Wash.  

And here I thought Old English was bad!

[RW]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

[Anonymous]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?

[Renee]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Yeah, me too.  :001_rolleyes:

[RW]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?

He's a lover of fine whisky.  I think he might have a coronary reading about barrel wash hahaha

[RW]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Yeah, me too.  :001_rolleyes:

Try to contain your excitement would ya?

[Anonymous]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?

He's a lover of fine whisky.  I think he might have a coronary reading about barrel wash hahaha

Barrel wash is fine whisky in suburban Kindersley.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

I am a redneck!  

[Bricktop]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?

Fuck you, mainlander.



I drink $100 single malts, than you VERY much.



Not that rancid rice wine they concoct in China using sorgum, battery acid and yak urine.



 

[Bricktop]

Well, since someone posted a thread about rednecks, here's an appropriate video which may fit the bill:

[Anonymous]

I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahaha

Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?

Fuck you, mainlander.



I drink $100 single malts, than you VERY much.



Not that rancid rice wine they concoct in China using sorgum, battery acid and yak urine.



 

Have you tried barrel wash Mr.Crowley?



It doesn't sound like it should be legal.

[Bricktop]

I'd have as much chance of sipping that engine cleaner as Shen would have of holidaying in Taiwan.



 

[Anonymous]

I'd have as much chance of sipping that engine cleaner as Shen would have of holidaying in Taiwan.

 

I'll take that as a no.