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Started by RW, February 16, 2016, 11:35:37 AM

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What wakes you up in the morning and at what time?



I wake up at 7:30am to my alarm which is this song:



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Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"What wakes you up in the morning and at what time?



I wake up at 7:30am to my alarm which is this song:



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I don't like songs to wake me up. A noisy alarm tone gets me out of bed.

Renee

I don't sleep, so I'm always awake.



An alarm would just piss me off......more. :mad:
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Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Twenty Dollars

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Him every morning at 6am

RW

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Renee

Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Twenty Dollars

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He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.

Anonymous

My cat and dog wake me in the morning.

Renee

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Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.


It's an internal biological clock that most animals and even humans have. My dogs do the same thing. They start getting active every morning between 4:30 and 5:00AM, DLST or not.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


IRISH KAM

My need to Piss wakes me up at 7 AM every Morning , including Sunday .



Trying to Piss with a Hard On is Hard work ( No pun intended )



( Male members know exactly what im talking aboot )
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Anonymous

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Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.


It's an internal biological clock that most animals and even humans have. My dogs do the same thing. They start getting active every morning between 4:30 and 5:00AM, DLST or not.

Just like roosters.

 ac_smile

IRISH KAM

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Him every morning at 6am

Whats its  name ?
LIBERALISM IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN TERRORISM ! ( KAM )

Anonymous

When I'm sleeping in my wellsite trailer, my phone wakes me up. When I'm at home, the old lady wanting a good Hermanating wakes me up.

RW

Hermanating?  Did you seriously just write that?



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