Hey soxy gimme any outstanding crime and I will solve it

[Anonymous]

I seriously looked into it at one point...



It's not all "Magnum P.I."...



Most contracts here would be ICBC work (our auto insurer), basically disproving peoples claims...

Did you get banned from your VF again?

[Bricktop]

I was a factual investigator . Accident reconstruction. Taking statements.

Gordy, ringing the plod to report someone nicking your tools is not "investigating".

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Detectives wanted me to join the cops I was that good at it.

[Angry White Male]

Did you get banned from your VF again?

Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.

[Anonymous]

Did you get banned from your VF again?

Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.

And that's why you are here..



We are like your grandparents house that you run to every time your father kicks you out..



You really prefer to be on evs forum, so you should behave yourself there..



It's only a week and then you will be back on your favourite forum.

[Bricktop]

Detectives wanted me to join the cops I was that good at it.

Perhaps you could engage your detective skills to find out where my fucking spuds are!!!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Fruit fly got em.

[JOE]

In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!







...the head of the asylum ordered it!

Did you get banned from your VF again?

Yup.



Vesna issued me the first ban, for something like "Conflict with our advertisers."



I simply stated that i didn't like the new Google fonts.



Then Oscar got uppity, and so did I!



I was turfed for seven days for "pretending to be a Mod" or some shit?  I was like, "What the fuck?"



They love Oscar, and ban me every time they ban him.

[Anonymous]

In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

[Anonymous]

In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

[Anonymous]

In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Good idea. It is getting old.



When the time comes, let me know if there is any way I can help.

[Anonymous]

In the slammer again, eh S'Mel?!



Off to the cooler fer you again, Pal!

He's back. Probably showed up there the minute his ban expired.

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Good idea. It is getting old.



When the time comes, let me know if there is any way I can help.

Thank you Herman.

[Anonymous]

I don't doubt that..



I think I will make some changes the next time he is banned..



He won't be coming here to whine about VF.

Mel is a mental case just like the owner of VF. He likes it there because he can relate to old vesna.