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Started by Blurt, December 20, 2016, 04:08:37 PM

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RW

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Quote from: "deadskinmask"i wanna test my virus protection software....


We'll that was a waste of time, piss is sterile.

well.... then why do ppl wash their hands?

Because the parts it comes out of isn't.
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deadskinmask

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"i wanna test my virus protection software....


We'll that was a waste of time, piss is sterile.

well.... then why do ppl wash their hands?

Because the parts it comes out of isn't.

my dick is clean as a whistle. i'm very diligent about it.... if i miss an opportunity for a blowjob, it will not be from lack of hygiene.... :laugh:

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

Quote from: "RW"Clean it was much as you like it's still not sterile.

well.... maybe we should just coat everything with a layer of piss.... little miss germophobe.... :mad:

Wulf

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"i wanna test my virus protection software....


We'll that was a waste of time, piss is sterile.

well.... then why do ppl wash their hands?


Because no one what's to shake hands with someone who's fingers smell like a dick.



At least that's my theory.

deadskinmask

well.... yall have convinced me. i'm gonna start using urine like goddamn Purell.... what a money-saver.... :laugh:

RW

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "RW"Clean it was much as you like it's still not sterile.

well.... maybe we should just coat everything with a layer of piss.... little miss germophobe.... :mad:

Sterility doesn't transfer.  When you add something sterile to something non-sterile it contaminates the sterile substance not sterilizes the non-sterile substance.
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deadskinmask

if the outside is sterile and underneath is contaminated, it'll just be like a big ol' poisonous M&M....

RW

Quote from: "deadskinmask"if the outside is sterile and underneath is contaminated, it'll just be like a big ol' poisonous M&M....

Huh?
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deadskinmask

it'll be protected by a coat of good ol' sterile urine.... perfectly safe.... i'm in my lab now fine-tuning the recipe. i'll be rich....

RW

They already have urea (part of urine that isn't water) cream btw.  It's used to treat dry feet.
Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

well... i have a portable hand lotion called Urine Good Hands and a sterile spray called Piss Off.... i'm beta-testing.... :mad:

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "deadskinmask"it'll be protected by a coat of good ol' sterile urine.... perfectly safe.... i'm in my lab now fine-tuning the recipe. i'll be rich....

Look who's riding in on the tails of Blurt's pink boa.



COCKSUCKER!!

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"it'll be protected by a coat of good ol' sterile urine.... perfectly safe.... i'm in my lab now fine-tuning the recipe. i'll be rich....

Look who's riding in on the tails of Blurt's pink boa.



COCKSUCKER!!

lol.... my first customer.... :laugh:

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