Up Butt Coconut

[RW]

Okay, it was a decorative pumpkin not a coconut but here's some other things people stuck in their orifices this year:



RECTUM

- "USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & - SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN'T REMOVE"

- WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

- 10 BROKEN CRAYONS

- FLASHLIGHT

- "PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM"

- 2 DILDOS

- "PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT"

- PLASTIC MELATONIN BOTTLE

- POSSIBLE SHOT GLASS

- "RECTAL FISSURE MASTURBATING FOR HER BOYFRIEND USING A HAIRBRUSH IN HER RECTUM YESTERDAY"

- NAIL CUTICLE TOOL

- EGG TIMER

- CURTAIN ROD

- "ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN"

- HANDLE OF A TOILET BOWL BRUSH

- HAMMER

- NUT AND BOLT

- "SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM"

- BINGO DAUBER

- BINGO CHIP

- DECORATIVE PUMPKIN

- BOWLING PIN

- "SHOESHINE CONTAINER ALLEGEDLY INTOXICATED DID NOT KNOW GF INSERTED OBJECT"

- TUB DRAIN CAP

- WIFE'S SIX INCH VIBRATOR

- BROOM HANDLE

- BASEBALL

- SALT SHAKER

- "MALE USING PLASTIC SEX TOY(VIBRATOR) THAT BROKE OFF IN RECTUM BUT LEFT WITHOUT TREATMENT"



http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507">http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-di ... 1790335507">http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

[Anonymous]

I am not a parent, but it is my understanding those people that do have small children tell them not to put things in their mouths. Perhaps children should return the favour and warn their parents not to shove things up their asses.

[RW]

Yeah and to leave their crayons alone!



 

[GORDY GAMBINO]

A bowling pin. Hey what???

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I am not a parent, but it is my understanding those people that do have small children tell them not to put things in their mouths. Perhaps children should return the favour and warn their parents not to shove things up their asses.

 ac_lmfao

[Berry Sweet]

Sounds like Eds bucket list...

[Blurt]

No veggies, RW?



That's not a very healthy list.

[RW]

No veggies, RW?



That's not a very healthy list.

Sorry B.  Maybe next year  

[Bricktop]

Egg flip?



Guess not.

[RW]

Those are pretty sturdy.

[Anonymous]

I am not a parent, but it is my understanding those people that do have small children tell them not to put things in their mouths. Perhaps children should return the favour and warn their parents not to shove things up their asses.

 

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Sounds like Eds bucket list...

Butt all at the same time

[Berry Sweet]

Sounds like Eds bucket list...

Butt all at the same time

Yes.



I havent seen much of him at tge bee....i know he was gone for a 2 weeks xmas fuck off in his grandfathers basement.  I can imagine his ass is ripped...healing time for all the stitches...

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Happy new year honey...muah



Fucken hugs

[Aryan]

Mostly men I take it..........phags.



Imagine the shame of having to go to A&E with something stuck up your ass? Wow.