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Re: Forum gossip thread by James Bond

Drove the limo again today

Started by JOE, March 14, 2017, 12:19:58 AM

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JOE

....someone managed to pry me out of retirement to do a  small job for small change.



I'm exhausted. Glad I still remember how to drive the damn thing.

They're really hard to maneuver.

It's 30 feet long. Those things can be dangerous as I got stuck in some back country road.

At least I didn't make a mistake with the customers in the vehicle.

Glad the vehicle is still in one piece.



Wasn't planning to spend the vacation like that. Oh well.

Anonymous

You trolls don't know when to give it a rest. You're as bad as Dinky Freud keeping up the female act long past it's best before date.

Aryan

I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

GORDY GAMBINO

oh fuck yeah mate



Hostie offered to choke ya chicken did she??



I seen this hostie once...she had little wheels on her bag.
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

GORDY GAMBINO

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?




he got caught telling bullshit about having hosties in his limo



those sluts and mate I know em well cos I fuck em all the time they don't use limos



 ac_lmfao
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

Aryan

Lol, Joe what do you have to say in defence of this slanderous accusation?

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Of course not.

Aryan

I dont get people who lie online, its fucking pointless.

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get people who lie online, its fucking pointless.

Joe is a troll. Horseshit is one of the weapons in his arsenal to get under people's skin.

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.

Joe doesn't seem to do any research before he makes up stories..



I don't think he cares if gets caught fibbing.

JOE

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.


lol! Why I could hurt our Hoimin here much harder with the truth than any sucker punch he's received.



When I provide the truth, and complete and utter truth, it's gonna hoit hoimin!.



And y'all be hoitin from the psychological trauma of humiliation, eh? :D

JOE

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.

Joe doesn't seem to do any research before he makes up stories..



I don't think he cares if gets caught fibbing.


I'm gonna force fashionista to eat her words that she'll be at confession fer weeks repentin for her misjudgement of my character!

Anonymous

Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.


lol! Why I could hurt our Hoimin here much harder with the truth than any sucker punch he's received.



When I provide the truth, and complete and utter truth, it's gonna hoit hoimin!.



And y'all be hoitin from the psychological trauma of humiliation, eh? :D

Babble on you pathetic old bullshitting wanker. I could take you out with one frickin shot you wuss.





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Anonymous

Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I dont get it, does Joe not have a limo?

Fash busted his lying ass about the limo thing. Joe is sixty years old and hasn't been laid in three decades. He's a pathetic bullshitting wanker.

Joe doesn't seem to do any research before he makes up stories..



I don't think he cares if gets caught fibbing.


I'm gonna force fashionista to eat her words that she'll be at confession fer weeks repentin for her misjudgement of my character!

She was right though about the flight crews. You don't fly enough to know that.