Blazor

[Anonymous]

In a way, this place is like an online bar  

Mmmm...



Blazor...the barman. Listens to everyone without taking in a word. Great at upselling!!!

Freud...the serial pest drunk who knows everything

cc...the cougar on the prowl for young prey

Shen...stands around wearing a tight skirt, downing majitos and eyeing off the rough trade. Do not approach if you're white and freshly showered.

Fash...walks around the bar banging a tambourine while holding a "Women's Temperance League" sign.

Peaches...sits in a corner booth ALL night, sipping Creme de Menthe while lecturing the young on the evils of capitalism and regaling them with tales from his flaming past.

IHJ...OJ only, he sits quietly and dreams of Panama. Prefers to drink alone.

Herman...Sad case. He's trussed up like Hannibal Lecter, leaned against the far wall. Mean spirited patrons stand in front of him sipping fine whiskies and vodkas to taunt and tease him. His roars are to no avail. No barrel wash for him.

Azhya...wearing a VERY short skirt to show off her fine legs and a MAGA hat, she sips pina coladas while talking about ice hockey and The Walking Dead.

Seoul...Sips single malt on the rocks (cretin!!) and walks around handing out business cards offering a path to untold riches.

Zetsu...doesn't drink but is selling all sorts of cool gadgets and toys at knockdown prices. If you're interested, you need to accompany him into the rear alley.

Velvet...Sits on ONE fluffy duck, all night, while exuding a rather mysterious air...

Joe...drinking low alcohol beer as he brags about the the night he ferried Angelina Jolie to all the hotspots of Vancouver.

Odinson...straight Finlandia while he shows off his military tattoos to all the girls

Gaon...A sabra, Russian style (a shot of vodka added) with a beer chaser. Talks constantly about emigrating to Australia.

Feral...wine spritzer, reminiscing about all her old ex-flamer boyfriends

Blurt...Vin rouge, naturellement, and offering his perspective on Jungian philosophy as it applies to new Marxism and the nihilist movement in a rather didactic manner.

Kylie Jenner...offering a smile on your dial for $10, and a shine on your shitter for $5. $12 will get you a package deal. She drinks anything a lonely man will buy her.

Wazzzup...Budweiser, and a T shirt with an image of AOC going down on Putin. A future classic.

Dead Skin Mask...Iced tea (with a shot of vodka) whilst handing out pamphlets proving the Earth is ovoid, aliens occupy most of San Francisco, and the moon landing couldn't have occurred because it was daylight when the rocket took off.

Thiel...Harvey Wallbanger (what else), with oddly coloured neckerchiefs hanging out of his back pocket. Can't take his eyes off Herman in his restraining articles.



and of course, your's truly, sipping a fine old Bunnahabhain single malt whilst offering free advice and assistance on all matters to anyone who asks and buys the next round.



 ac_drinks

Fantastic Bricktop.

 

[Gaon]

In a way, this place is like an online bar  

Mmmm...



Blazor...the barman. Listens to everyone without taking in a word. Great at upselling!!!

Freud...the serial pest drunk who knows everything

cc...the cougar on the prowl for young prey

Shen...stands around wearing a tight skirt, downing majitos and eyeing off the rough trade. Do not approach if you're white and freshly showered.

Fash...walks around the bar banging a tambourine while holding a "Women's Temperance League" sign.

Peaches...sits in a corner booth ALL night, sipping Creme de Menthe while lecturing the young on the evils of capitalism and regaling them with tales from his flaming past.

IHJ...OJ only, he sits quietly and dreams of Panama. Prefers to drink alone.

Herman...Sad case. He's trussed up like Hannibal Lecter, leaned against the far wall. Mean spirited patrons stand in front of him sipping fine whiskies and vodkas to taunt and tease him. His roars are to no avail. No barrel wash for him.

Azhya...wearing a VERY short skirt to show off her fine legs and a MAGA hat, she sips pina coladas while talking about ice hockey and The Walking Dead.

Seoul...Sips single malt on the rocks (cretin!!) and walks around handing out business cards offering a path to untold riches.

Zetsu...doesn't drink but is selling all sorts of cool gadgets and toys at knockdown prices. If you're interested, you need to accompany him into the rear alley.

Velvet...Sits on ONE fluffy duck, all night, while exuding a rather mysterious air...

Joe...drinking low alcohol beer as he brags about the the night he ferried Angelina Jolie to all the hotspots of Vancouver.

Odinson...straight Finlandia while he shows off his military tattoos to all the girls

Gaon...A sabra, Russian style (a shot of vodka added) with a beer chaser. Talks constantly about emigrating to Australia.

Feral...wine spritzer, reminiscing about all her old ex-flamer boyfriends

Blurt...Vin rouge, naturellement, and offering his perspective on Jungian philosophy as it applies to new Marxism and the nihilist movement in a rather didactic manner.

Kylie Jenner...offering a smile on your dial for $10, and a shine on your shitter for $5. $12 will get you a package deal. She drinks anything a lonely man will buy her.

Wazzzup...Budweiser, and a T shirt with an image of AOC going down on Putin. A future classic.

Dead Skin Mask...Iced tea (with a shot of vodka) whilst handing out pamphlets proving the Earth is ovoid, aliens occupy most of San Francisco, and the moon landing couldn't have occurred because it was daylight when the rocket took off.

Thiel...Harvey Wallbanger (what else), with oddly coloured neckerchiefs hanging out of his back pocket. Can't take his eyes off Herman in his restraining articles.



and of course, your's truly, sipping a fine old Bunnahabhain single malt whilst offering free advice and assistance on all matters to anyone who asks and buys the next round.



 ac_drinks

 

[Anonymous]

It was so funny and I missed it.

[Blazor]

Blazor...the barman. Listens to everyone without taking in a word. Great at upselling!!!

Hahaha, sounds like my gf complaining about me, "in one ear and out the other!" lol.



Also funny cause I use to think I would be a good bar tender lol.



Good job man, those were good lol. Although on Deadskin, he no longer drinks and doesnt believe in aliens lol.

[Anonymous]

In a way, this place is like an online bar  

Mmmm...



Blazor...the barman. Listens to everyone without taking in a word. Great at upselling!!!

Freud...the serial pest drunk who knows everything

cc...the cougar on the prowl for young prey

Shen...stands around wearing a tight skirt, downing majitos and eyeing off the rough trade. Do not approach if you're white and freshly showered.

Fash...walks around the bar banging a tambourine while holding a "Women's Temperance League" sign.

Peaches...sits in a corner booth ALL night, sipping Creme de Menthe while lecturing the young on the evils of capitalism and regaling them with tales from his flaming past.

IHJ...OJ only, he sits quietly and dreams of Panama. Prefers to drink alone.

Herman...Sad case. He's trussed up like Hannibal Lecter, leaned against the far wall. Mean spirited patrons stand in front of him sipping fine whiskies and vodkas to taunt and tease him. His roars are to no avail. No barrel wash for him.

Azhya...wearing a VERY short skirt to show off her fine legs and a MAGA hat, she sips pina coladas while talking about ice hockey and The Walking Dead.

Seoul...Sips single malt on the rocks (cretin!!) and walks around handing out business cards offering a path to untold riches.

Zetsu...doesn't drink but is selling all sorts of cool gadgets and toys at knockdown prices. If you're interested, you need to accompany him into the rear alley.

Velvet...Sits on ONE fluffy duck, all night, while exuding a rather mysterious air...

Joe...drinking low alcohol beer as he brags about the the night he ferried Angelina Jolie to all the hotspots of Vancouver.

Odinson...straight Finlandia while he shows off his military tattoos to all the girls

Gaon...A sabra, Russian style (a shot of vodka added) with a beer chaser. Talks constantly about emigrating to Australia.

Feral...wine spritzer, reminiscing about all her old ex-flamer boyfriends

Blurt...Vin rouge, naturellement, and offering his perspective on Jungian philosophy as it applies to new Marxism and the nihilist movement in a rather didactic manner.

Kylie Jenner...offering a smile on your dial for $10, and a shine on your shitter for $5. $12 will get you a package deal. She drinks anything a lonely man will buy her.

Wazzzup...Budweiser, and a T shirt with an image of AOC going down on Putin. A future classic.

Dead Skin Mask...Iced tea (with a shot of vodka) whilst handing out pamphlets proving the Earth is ovoid, aliens occupy most of San Francisco, and the moon landing couldn't have occurred because it was daylight when the rocket took off.

Thiel...Harvey Wallbanger (what else), with oddly coloured neckerchiefs hanging out of his back pocket. Can't take his eyes off Herman in his restraining articles.



and of course, your's truly, sipping a fine old Bunnahabhain single malt whilst offering free advice and assistance on all matters to anyone who asks and buys the next round.



 ac_drinks

Great stuff BT.



I would definitely be there, business cards in hand.

[Blazor]

Well good news bad news. They fooled around too long, taking in jobs and not getting the place emptied. So we get to work another month. I was looking forward to the relief after next week. Oh well, at least its more money than unemployment would pay.

[Bricktop]

Drawing out the agony can be worse than a clean cut.



However, I'm sure you'll do OK.



If you get desperate we can start a GoFundMe here in the forum.

[Blazor]

Yeah I'll be ok, "even darkness must pass" lol.

[Bricktop]

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens"

[Blazor]

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens"

Ha! I just posted that quote AND its the quote of the month on the calendar I made lol.

[Bricktop]

COPYCAT!!!



I want royalties.

[Blazor]

COPYCAT!!!



I want royalties.

Check the time stamp!!! lol



Btw, I just dug in my pictures, I wanted to find this cake I got for my bday one year. You would appreciate it lol.



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[Bricktop]

That is fucking brilliant and I want one.



EVERY year!!! And 67 catchups!!!

[Blazor]

Lol  



Was so cool.



While Im in a sharing mood, here ya go, this was me and my son long ago. I made my Gandalf costume.



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[Bricktop]

Cool staff!!!



"His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff."