See yoo, jemmy...

[IRISH KAM]

Och, and ye get nessie as well. Its a canny bargain, ye ken.



Course, its not ALL scotch and haggis.



The Scots can be a wee bit frisky, if ya catch ma meaning. And then there's those satanic screeching bagpipes, which have as much to do wi' music as snails hae ti do wi fud.



But then, ye kin all get aboot in tartan skirts like a pack o jessies.

Thats the worst Scots stereotype accent ive ever read online .



U must be Gay .

Fek yoo, jemmy.



Ye looking for a thumpin' ye big girls blouse.



Or mebbe a Glaswegian kiss.

GAY - AS - FUCK  Mock Scot !

[Aryan]

I fucking hate the jock accent.

[Bricktop]

Och aye...ye need subtitles when ye're talkin' to a Scot.

[JOE]

Oi, ye Canucks. Ye'd better brush up on yer Scots, ye ken?



http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39510351">http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39510351



Yer aboot to git another wee province. Dunno how they're gonna make their whisky in that cold weather though.

Well, we already have a place called 'New Scotland' Aka Nova Scotia. It's got all these folks with names like Macdonald, Mackenzie and Macdonough. Lots of others named Angus as well.



So would this new addition be called just  'Scotland' or 'New Scotland II' - Nova Scotia II? Or should they just amalgamate the two Scotlands so they become just one province?

[Anonymous]

I fucking hate the jock accent.

I've never heard it referred to like that SCOUSE..



But, I have never lived in the UK either.

[Anonymous]

I fucking hate the jock accent.

I do too.

[Bricktop]

Och, ye fekkin foreigners.



The Scots accent is a thing o joy...the langwich of the angels.



And canny too. Scots can speak English, but nobody can understand them, ye ken?