The big divorce

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

[Anonymous]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

Now you are free to marry Seoulbro.

[Renee]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

So you are going to stiff her and the bar she works for on the open balance you have for her services?



Not cool, Gordo....



I hope Seoul opens his eyes realizes what a lowlife you are before the big day.....

[Anonymous]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

So you are going to stiff her and the bar she works for on the open balance you have for her services?



Not cool, Gordo....



I hope Seoul opens his eyes realizes what a lowlife you are before the big day.....

Seoul's blinded by love.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

So you are going to stiff her and the bar she works for on the open balance you have for her services?



Not cool, Gordo....



I hope Seoul opens his eyes realizes what a lowlife you are before the big day.....

I am seriously in trouble here and whadda I get a fucken minda overweight puuuuufferfish gawd dang yank bitch yo

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Listen



Smart fucken arses all of youse.



Smarten  the fuck up.



Now I left her.



I am free of her.....Bye.

[Renee]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

So you are going to stiff her and the bar she works for on the open balance you have for her services?



Not cool, Gordo....



I hope Seoul opens his eyes realizes what a lowlife you are before the big day.....

I am seriously in trouble here and whadda I get a fucken minda overweight puuuuufferfish gawd dang yank bitch yo

Whaddya want, sympathy?......"Harden the fuck up".

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Awe Honey are you rich ? Actually US $............Fill in the blank baby.

[Anonymous]

Now GORDY is free to marry Seoul and buy that lovely wedding dress he's had his eye on.

[Berry Sweet]

I bet Gordy had this planned all along...it was only to get Seoulbro...pretty swift!

[Anonymous]

I bet Gordy had this planned all along...it was only to get Seoulbro...pretty swift!

I predicted GORDY would make this announcement for the same reason Berry Sweet.

 

[Anonymous]

I bet Gordy had this planned all along...it was only to get Seoulbro...pretty swift!

Gordon and I had this planned.

[Anonymous]

I bet Gordy had this planned all along...it was only to get Seoulbro...pretty swift!

Just as I thought.

[JOE]

Yeph Its all over folks.



 Me and the fucken wif.



 We have most importantly settled the money divide up.



 She gets 0...I get 100. I have all the money.



 Fuck Pattaya right in her arsehole.

You were never 'married' to her anyway.



She was some 'ting tong' or hooker you met in a bar, and then in exchange for the promise of marriage and an Australian passport, she spread her legs for you. And then after a while she caught on that you had no intent to follow through with your promises. At that point you decided to take a run for it and catch the first plane out of Thailand.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

How did you know that. I also really pumped up my credit card. Really loaded the fucker right up.