So, you wanna be an anal sex fiend?

[Angry White Male]

Ace will tell it like it is!



Think it's cool to be down with the brown?  Think it's hip to take a walk on the brown side?



I have some news for you...



Be prepared to spend your golden years shitting in diapers.



Real Woman, Blurt, and Mandy were/are all anal sex fiends...  What happens, is their hoops loose elasticity, and the shit eventually just leaks out.



You want to spend your later years pulling up diapers, to shit in?  You want to smell like shit 70% of the time?  Then keep abusing your hoop.  There is only so much use and abuse you can subject your hoop to, before it fails.  Just like the vagina, after popping out kids, it is NEVER the same!



It gets stretched out beyond the point of returning elasticity.



Take it from Ace!  Don't put things in orifice's that stretch them out beyond the return yield, or else!

[RW]

Are you saying you are an expert on rough ridden 70 year old assholes?



That's a bit much, even for you.

[Angry White Male]

Of all fucking threads, it's curious you'd hit this one up first...

[RW]

Oh fuck.  Now the bloody toilet paper makes sense!!



Too rough Mel!  No wonder you've gone so loose in the caboose.

[Angry White Male]

That bloody toilet paper thread got me permabanned!



Just for laughs, I asked about the pic, and even that was tossed, and I was eventually banned!



Evs said it was one of the worst things she has EVER seen!



I did my job well that day!

[RW]

So did your boyfriend!



And here I thought I was a size whore.

[JOE]

Why is S'Mel so preoccupied or concerned about Real Woman's bum hole?



Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?



Or is he jes' sounding off cuz he wants to let off steam and is a frustrated man?



So many threads where S'Mel the Glove writes about this and his own chit.



Seems like a rather peculiar obsession from our S'Mel.



Oh well.  

[RW]

I'm Mel's beard Joe.



Pssst...he likes em with a full head of hair ;)

[Berry Sweet]

Science courses Mel, take them.

[Anonymous]

Why is S'Mel so preoccupied or concerned about Real Woman's bum hole?



Is this because he is genuinely altruistic and cares about her?



Or is he jes' sounding off cuz he wants to let off steam and is a frustrated man?



So many threads where S'Mel the Glove writes about this and his own chit.



Seems like a rather peculiar obsession from our S'Mel.

Speaking of obsession..

It's almost as if they spent time in a Men's prison for an extended period, eh?



Perhaps Herman aint the only one!



They musta got it up the ass one too many times.



And



He spent 5 years behind bars in Texas for drug trafficking, where Kahbuzz lives.

(There's a lotta prisons in Texas, and a lotta prisoners there).



Everytime I see him, he seems a bit queer. He likes to brag that he's Don Juan.

But then I've even hear him say stuff like, "Y'know I'm not gay, really, I'm NOT!"

And he repeats it over and over again like a noise in his head that won't go away.

One of his main pastimes is watching films about prison, as if to relieve the Old Times.



Prison really messes with a guy's brain. It seems to have done a number on you, my friend - given your obsession with someone else's personal life the private parts of others.



You fulfill the old saying, "Enter prison straight, Leave Gay."

[RW]

Haha!  Joe wants Hermie's brown star!

[cc]

Fash: You might check your post above. Quotes were left out and it appears as you saying what I think is what Joe Joe said

[RW]

Fash: You might check your post above. Quotes were left out and it appears as you saying what I think is what Joe Joe said

Yeah better quote it before cc does.



:D

[Harry]

Anal Rejuvenation Is Making Works of Art Out of Our Butts



https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts">//https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts

[RW]

Anal Rejuvenation Is Making Works of Art Out of Our Butts



https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts">//https://www.vice.com/sv/article/gve84x/anal-rejuvenation-is-making-works-of-art-out-of-american-butts