My Long awaited Meeting/Encounter with Real Woman....Drum Roll.....

[Angry White Male]

Joe, RW is a crippled clown.



It is what it is.

[RW]

You got me Ace.



LOL!

[Angry White Male]

acc_hugz

[RW]

Don't be thinking you're right asshole because, as usual, you aren't.

[JOE]

Joe, RW is a crippled clown.



It is what it is.

...oh the poor thing!

[Angry White Male]

...oh the poor thing!

I try to show her some tenderness, but I get this in return.



Maybe we can watch some S Club 7, or Simon & Simon...  but NO!

[RW]

I need a bath now.



Thanks assholes!



Haha

[Angry White Male]

I need a bath now.

You cannot wash my stink off...



It is on you forever.

[kiebers]

If I asked, I know she would meet me if I were in Vancouver.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Well, kiebers, the difference between you and joe isn't only night and day. It is more like earth and black hole. Ahahaha.

[JOE]

If I asked, I know she would meet me if I were in Vancouver.

If mah buddah Kahbuzz came ta Vancouvah, he welcome anih  tahm!



ah give ya a rahd in ma stretch limo, K!



Bring Renn too! Wha theas Enuff room fah all Uv yuz!

[Wazzzup]

I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

[Anonymous]

I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

Probably.

[kiebers]

I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

   

[JOE]

I wonder what an RW and Joe Meetup conversation would be like.  I'll imagine it---



RW walks over to the table and says "Hey Joe, i thought you said you had a full head of hair, you're bald as fuck, you liar"



Joe says "I used to have a full head of hair, but it got chopped off in a freak limo accident."  



Joe takes a sip of coffee "Does this mean we won't be having sex?"



RW says "Ew, no fucking way"



Joe says "But I thought you were going to help me with my virginity problem?"



RW says "Im outta here, you freak. Bye"

Lol!



Nah, Lump.



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