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Is it possible to TRAIN a pet CAT ?

Started by IRISH KAM, November 29, 2017, 08:37:58 PM

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IRISH KAM

I mean train a Cat to Sit / Roll over Ect .......



Or are Cats to fuckin stupid ?



Whats ya Views ................
LIBERALISM IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN TERRORISM ! ( KAM )

Blazor

Yes its possible lol. One of my cats, likes straws. I can throw it like a stick, and he will fetch it and bring it back to me. He can also jump as high as the fridge by placing a straw hanging off the top edge. Another one of my cats, can jump from the ground up to my shoulder and perch lol, like a parrot. That same cat like jingle ball toys for cats, he will play fetch with them. I can throw it and he will chase after it and bring it back to me. I also trained him to bat it at me, so sometimes he will approach, drop the ball, and bat it towards me. Also the same cat, I have him trained to take him outside, he will munch grass, and if I start walking and pat my leg, he will follow right beside me. He loves riding in my Jeep. Im gonna make an adventure cat out of him lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

IRISH KAM

LIBERALISM IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN TERRORISM ! ( KAM )

Blazor

No lie man! That one is a smart motherfucker! We talk and shit too lol, most of my cats do, and respond to certain commands. I got one to say hello lol. I walk in and go hello and he does too, no shit.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

IRISH KAM

So BLAZOR ya can understand Cat ' Speak ' ?  ac_wot
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Blazor

I am the Cat Whisperer  :laugh:



Drives my lady crazy, cause she LOVES cats, but they dont come to her like they do me lol. Think its from where I was raised by my aunt some as a wee lad, she was an animal person and use to work at a Vet clinic and would take me some times.



This is what my lady reminds me of lol...



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I cant understand much cat speak, but to a degree I feel like we understand each other lol. Its also in the eyes. Give the cat heavy eyes, and they return them, its like signaling you cool with them or they feel comfortable with you. If they give this look, they dont trust yo ass  :laugh:



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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

IRISH KAM

Thats how my Dog looks at me when i get home . ( Cos i went out without him )



He soon starts jumping on me when i say the Words ( Dya want some Grub ! )



Dogs are so easy to manipulate .

Cats are just creepy Feckers that paw thAngs off the table and drop the smelliest turds a man could ever smell .
LIBERALISM IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN TERRORISM ! ( KAM )

Odinson

My cat doesnt even have a name..



He obeys simple commands like get off the table or lets go out to the yard.



He knows when Im going to give him a bath and puts up a fight when I carry him towards the shower.





He answers to my whistling and follows me when I go for a run in the woods.





Acts like a watchdog and wakes me up if theres something weird going on.





Im more like part of his pack than his master.

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Anonymous

Quote from: "seoulbro"Is it possible to train Kam? I say no.

 :001_rolleyes:

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"Nope, not a house cat lol.

I have a house cat.

Frood

I don't much like cats and they know it but if I'm feeling friendly and willing to give a token head or spine massage, they melt like butter cuz it's kitty Christmas for them.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"I don't much like cats and they know it but if I'm feeling friendly and willing to give a token head or spine massage, they melt like butter cuz it's kitty Christmas for them.

Our cat likes it when she wants it.