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Started by Angry White Male, December 19, 2017, 03:48:26 AM

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"I suspect Scouse dreams BMW...but lives the Marina life.



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Nah, this is Scouse's ride around town.

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Bricktop

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Aryan

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nah, THIS is more like it!



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Is that the type of car you drive or want to  drive SCOUSE?


Definitely in the 'want' category, they're about £20,000.  :laugh:

Aryan

Quote from: "Bricktop"I suspect Scouse dreams BMW...but lives the Marina life.



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Didn't you lose your virginity in one of those bad boys?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.

Bricktop

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Jesus, try to keep up. I had kids by the time THEY were dumped on the world.



I lost my cherry in one of these bad boys.



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Are you hoping to sacrifice YOUR virginity in a Beemer? Well, chicks dig them, so you're in with a faint chance.

Aryan

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.


I picture you with one of these...



http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Taxi%20bike.jpg">

Aryan

Quote from: "Bricktop"Jesus, try to keep up. I had kids by the time THEY were dumped on the world.



I lost my cherry in one of these bad boys.



https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F7%2F78%2FChrysler_Valiant_S_Series_01.jpg&f=1">




At one of those drive-in movie theaters presumably back in the 50's?  :laugh3:

Bricktop

Precisely. It had layback seats that formed a very comfortable bed.

Bricktop

Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.


I picture you with one of these...



http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Taxi%20bike.jpg">


Ridden in a few of those in my time...but they never appealed as a mobile boudoir...

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.


I picture you with one of these...



http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Taxi%20bike.jpg">

Hey that would be good on the golf course. I could hire you as a driver and to fetch me cocktails. I know you are always looking to supplement your dishwashing money.

Bricktop

Taking your life in your hands there, seoul. Those things don't have seat belts, and the only airbag is the driver.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Taking your life in your hands there, seoul. Those things don't have seat belts, and the only airbag is the driver.

If I spill my cocktail, no tip for Scouse.

Bricktop

Firm. But fair.



Of course, a cocktail in Liverpool is a dash of lime in their lager.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Firm. But fair.



Of course, a cocktail in Liverpool is a dash of lime in their lager.

The lager is in a can and the lime is from a green plastic squeeze container.