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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

Scouse, I'm getting worried...

Started by Bricktop, January 16, 2018, 12:02:21 AM

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Bricktop

As you know, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"As you now, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.

The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.

Aryan

Quote from: "Bricktop"As you now, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.


Haha I'm game for a meAT up, aslong as you don't fetch any of your plod mates from the Hate Crime squad to arrest me.   :laugh3:

Bricktop

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"As you now, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.

The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.


Damn.



But if I cut those curly locks from the side of my head, put on a clip on foreskin and stop saying "oy vay, I'd kill for some jellied eels", do you think he'd notice??

Bricktop

Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Bricktop"As you now, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.


Haha I'm game for a meAT up, aslong as you don't fetch any of your plod mates from the Hate Crime squad to arrest me.   :laugh3:


Plod mates?



Nah...course not...I don't have any plod mates, god bless. ac_dunno

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Bricktop"As you now, I'm in Blighty in June.



I still haven't heard from you about buying me a pint. ac_drinks



Peterborough isn't THAT far from Liverpool.

The results came back from Ancestry.com and it seems you have some Jew blood. No pint for you.


Damn.



But if I cut those curly locks from the side of my head, put on a clip on foreskin and stop saying "oy vay, I'd kill for some jellied eels", do you think he'd notice??

Hard to say.

Bricktop

Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?

Frood

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?


Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?


Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.

I see, not your brand.

Frood

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?


Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.

I see, not your band.


Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.



You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.



Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?


Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.

I see, not your band.


Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.



You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.



Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.

I've never seen cans of Fosters  when we take milk and juice jugs back to the recycling depot.

Frood

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Meh...the bastard would probably order Fosters anyway.

It's beer isn't it?


Not really. It's more like export quality carbonated urine.

I see, not your band.


Not anybody's brand here. Fosters is like fake beer to us. Worse than any light beer. We make jokes about Americans, Europeans, and Canadians who drink that crap. If it wasn't for Paul Hogan, all production would have ceased in the 80's.



You can literally drive up to a bottle shop and if they have the slabs on hand scrape off an inch thick layer of dust from the top because you're the first person in months who tried to buy one of the worst beers ever. Even worse than XXXX from up North.



Nobody and I mean nobody drinks that crap here.

I've never seen cans of Fosters when we take milk and juice jugs back to the recycling depot.


You must live in a sophisticated area.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous


Frood

Blahhhhhh...