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I love my bed!

Started by Berry Sweet, March 16, 2018, 01:43:31 AM

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Bricktop

Give me your address. I'd like to try it out.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Bricktop"Give me your address. I'd like to try it out.

You might want to make sure she changes the sheets first, or at least bring a UV light with you...

Berry Sweet

Coming from the guy who wets the bed himself.  Piss n  Vinegar scented mattress anyone?

Berry Sweet

I put drops of lavender essential oil on my pillows.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"It's so comfortable!

What kind of bed do you have Berry?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"It's so comfortable!

I bought my bed in 2012. I can't remember what the brand name is.

Zetsu

Lol I'm still using my brother's mattress from over 20 years ago.
Permanently off his rocker

Anonymous

Quote from: "Zetsu"Lol I'm still using my brother's mattress from over 20 years ago.

Your family must be frugal Zetsu.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Coming from the guy who wets the bed himself.  Piss n  Vinegar scented mattress anyone?

Hearsay and conjecture...



You KNOW that when you were running your Rub & Tug, that there was much spritzen und spritzen.  Spritzen all over the place!

Angry White Male

Spritzen und more spritzen...



Too much spritzen all over the place.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Coming from the guy who wets the bed himself.  Piss n  Vinegar scented mattress anyone?

Hearsay and conjecture...

I pissed the damn bed again...



I wanted to spend the evening drinking a few brews, and listen to Randy and the Rainbows, but now I wash sheets, and wait for the vinegar to dry.



You see, I believe vinegar neutralizes the piss, so I dumped a liter of Heinz Vinegar on the piss. THAT should solve that problem!


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Anonymous

I will be glad when the winter oilfield season is over, so I can sleep in my own bed again instead of what's in the wellsite trailer. Oh ya, I miss the old lady too.

Angry White Male

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You're the biggest troll here, Fash.   ac_biggrin



And for the record, the vinegar neutralized the piss completely!  The piss never stood a chance against the acidic vinegar!  It destroyed it at a molecular level.



Household tips 101 with Ace.  You'll thank me for this knowledge when you, or a member of your family, happens to piss the bed.  Instead of wondering what to do about it, you can rest assured that my solutions are tested and proven.  Thank me now, or thank me later!

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"It's so comfortable!

What kind of bed do you have Berry?


I don't know...I have 2 mattresses and a memory foam...very comfy.