Herman Would Kick My Ass

[Anonymous]

You have all seen me. Short, no muscle. Only thing big about me is my mouth when I'm drunk. Truth is that I'm a pussy. Trust me, I really am a pussy.

[cc]

Don't sell yourself "short"    ...  It's a well established fact that you  have superior jeans



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[Anonymous]

Why do you think I get drunk every night and boo hoo to you big meanies? Because I have no life and I'm jealous of people who do. Trust me, Ace has no life.

[Bricktop]

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[Angry White Male]

How sweet!  A thread dedicated just to me, with anonymous players!



I'm flattered!

[Bricktop]

I'm not anonymous.



Herman would hurt you, badly, if you shot your mouth in front of him.

[Anonymous]

You have all seen me. Short, no muscle. Only thing big about me is my mouth when I'm drunk. Truth is that I'm a pussy. Trust me, I really am a pussy.

Pussy or not, I'd still kick your ass.

[Bricktop]

And I would cheer you on.

[Anonymous]

Hey agw, why do you dedicate threads so many threads to people? Your way of pouting.

[Anonymous]

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Sideshow Mel. ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

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Sideshow Mel. ac_toofunny

Accurate.

[Angry White Male]

Pussy or not, I'd still kick your ass.

What is this, High School?



Do you still think you're in High School?



"Kick my Ass?"



Enter my fucking home with intent, and you just might be looking down the barrel of a .357 Magnum.



Gonna "beat me up?"  Gonna 'kick my ass?"



Grow the fuck up, you imbecile.

[Angry White Male]

You give Ukrainians the label that they deserve, Herman.



Niggers of Europe.



You're well into your 50's, at least, and you're going to come and beat me up?  Odds are, not many male posters currently here would stand a chance against me, in simple hand-to-hand.  I did win not only in my weight class of wrestling in high school, but I also won the mid-weight also.  Came third in the heavy-weights, which surprised everyone.



Oh well.  CC also threatened to have me killed via sniper also, so you're in good company!



She's a bad Jew, and you're a bad White Nigger!



Don't ever understimate me.  I am smarter than most.

[Bricktop]

Grow the fuck up, you imbecile.

Says Sideshow Mel as he fires only schoolyard level insults ad nauseum.

[Anonymous]

Pussy or not, I'd still kick your ass.

What is this, High School?



Do you still think you're in High School?



"Kick my Ass?"



Enter my fucking home with intent, and you just might be looking down the barrel of a .357 Magnum.



Gonna "beat me up?"  Gonna 'kick my ass?"



Grow the fuck up, you imbecile.

Hey, little girl, I never wrote the op. But, you did write one for me.  I should be flattered, but I am not. Weak little crybaby men who want to be like me when they grow up are not the people I mentor.