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Re: Forum gossip thread by Reggie Essent

Gotta get my rear in gear...

Started by Angry White Male, May 26, 2018, 05:33:20 PM

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Angry White Male

Think I need a haircut.



My lovely fine blonde hair is flowing a little too freely.  Even with a ball cap on, I'm staring to get Magnum P.I. wings flowing out the sides by the ears.



Not that I have anything against Magnum P.I.  He was all man, with his manly hairy exposed chest and his tight little shorts!



Back to the issue at hand!  I have an image to uphold...



My barber is the same guy that used to cut my hair when I was a little kid.  Most people come and go, but this guy has run the same shop in the same place for as long as I can remember.  And he's still cash only.  He does not have a debit machine.  Must be the last guy in town that does not have a debit machine.

Odinson

I still have my heavy metal hair.. :D



I have it tied while at... Work..   :shock:

Angry White Male

Time to cut off yer mullet, Odinson!

Odinson

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Time to cut off yer mullet, Odinson!


Its not a mullet.  ac_biggrin



Maybe short hair would give me more sharp military look..





I dont want to cut my hair because it takes some time to grow.  ac_biggrin

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"I still have my heavy metal hair.. :D



I have it tied while at... Work..   :shock:

You work. ac_lmfao

Angry White Male

He's trained in some trade...  I think it's electrical.

Odinson

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"I still have my heavy metal hair.. :D



I have it tied while at... Work..   :shock:

You work. ac_lmfao


Yeah..

Odinson

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Double

Odinson

Quote from: "Angry White Male"He's trained in some trade...  I think it's electrical.


Been an electrician since my late teens..





I have higher education now.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"He's trained in some trade...  I think it's electrical.


Been an electrician since my late teens..





I have higher education now.

You've been a full time liar since you were in kindergarten.

Odinson

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"He's trained in some trade...  I think it's electrical.


Been an electrician since my late teens..





I have higher education now.

You've been a full time liar since you were in kindergarten.


You just think that because you are so worthless in your own life that you think getting some electricians papers is a big deal and something to lie about.

Odinson

Near all of us get tradeschool diplomas when we are teens..





Its either that or just regular lyceum/high-school diploma.





I just dont bother to mention that... People just assume since I´m an engineer, I have a tradeschool diploma too..





I wasnt considering the cultural differences we have.

Anonymous

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"He's trained in some trade...  I think it's electrical.


Been an electrician since my late teens..





I have higher education now.

You've been a full time liar since you were in kindergarten.

We know iron horse jockey..



He even made up a story about a former poster here phoning him..



I propose a forum for Edward, JOE, Odinson and one poster here who joined us from TRF..



They could call it the fibber forum or factory.

Angry White Male

Why so cranky today, Fash?  Actually, you've been cranky lately, I've noticed.

Odinson

Some1 from Canada called me.. What can I say.



Lovely, feminine voice.. I just wanted to know what kind of package it belonged to.





Must be a very tender, soft female..