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Boy, did I get pretty drunk last night...

Started by Angry White Male, June 15, 2018, 04:50:11 PM

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Angry White Male

Customer held off job until Monday, so I got a long weekend and decided to bust out the Jagermeister, which I keep on hand for 'special occasions'...



Woke up and lazed around in bed until noon...  It was almost an orgasmic experience, letting my body stretch out and rest on my King sized bed, while The Karate Kid just happened to be starting when I turned on my wall-mounted flat screen.



R.I.P. Mr Miyagi...



The Karate Kid lived in Reseda in the movie, while his girlfriend lived in Encino.  Remember this movie is 34 years old now!   :sad:  



Checked the demographics, and today Encino is 80% White, while Reseda is majority Mexican now.  They are right beside each other.  I like to study demographics.



I also sent my ex-bitch a friendly PM on FaceBook.  I don't know why I do this to myself.  Hopefully she just doesn't respond, as to prevent another potential 'fling' from starting.  You see, once they get a taste of the Ace, I've essentially ruined them for all other men.



Now I've gotta go to Kenworth and get a couple of parts for my truck...  The work never ends.

Superchecker

I ordered a second beer on wing Wednesday!
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Superchecker"I ordered a second beer on wing Wednesday!

Is beer your preferred alcoholic beverage Superchecker?

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Superchecker"I ordered a second beer on wing Wednesday!

You're really living on the edge lately, aren't ya!   :001_tongue:

Superchecker

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Superchecker"I ordered a second beer on wing Wednesday!

Is beer your preferred alcoholic beverage Superchecker?

Yes. My dad was a mean drunk, do I avoid hard liquor, vowed to never be like him.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Superchecker"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Superchecker"I ordered a second beer on wing Wednesday!

Is beer your preferred alcoholic beverage Superchecker?

Yes. My dad was a mean drunk, so I avoid hard liquor, vowed to never be like him.

I remember you posting that before Superchechecker..



You made a wise choice avoiding strong drink.

Superchecker

Quote from: "Fashionista"
I remember you posting that before Superchechecker..



You made a wise choice avoiding strong drink.


I enjoy a Bud Light or Bud Light Lime every other day.



The Mrs enjoys a red wine once every couple of weeks, or a rare Corona or Smirnoff ice.
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Angry White Male

Fash and her Bible approve of your drinking habits, Checker...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Superchecker"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I remember you posting that before Superchechecker..



You made a wise choice avoiding strong drink.


I enjoy a Bud Light or Bud Light Lime every other day.



The Mrs enjoys a red wine once every couple of weeks, or a rare Corona or Smirnoff ice.

I like mojitos. Mommy likes red wine.

Superchecker

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Superchecker"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I remember you posting that before Superchechecker..



You made a wise choice avoiding strong drink.


I enjoy a Bud Light or Bud Light Lime every other day.



The Mrs enjoys a red wine once every couple of weeks, or a rare Corona or Smirnoff ice.

I like mojitos. Mommy likes red wine.

Daily?
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Superchecker"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Superchecker"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I remember you posting that before Superchechecker..



You made a wise choice avoiding strong drink.


I enjoy a Bud Light or Bud Light Lime every other day.



The Mrs enjoys a red wine once every couple of weeks, or a rare Corona or Smirnoff ice.

I like mojitos. Mommy likes red wine.

Daily?

Fuck no. My name isn't Mel. For me, maybe once or twice a month. I got two little boys. For Mommy, every weekend.

Superchecker

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Fuck no. My name isn't Mel. For me, maybe once or twice a month. I got two little boys. For Mommy, every weekend.


Glad to hear!
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Angry White Male

Stop minimizing your drinking habits, Shen.  We all know you are drunk when you bust in on the scene hatin' on the superior White peoples.  And that happens more than 'once or twice' a month.



Just be like Ace, and don't be ashamed to state the fact that you drink all the time!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Stop minimizing your drinking habits, Shen.  We all know you are drunk when you bust in on the scene hatin' on the superior White peoples.  And that happens more than 'once or twice' a month.



Just be like Ace, and don't be ashamed to state the fact that you drink all the time!

More silly gossip.....you should work for the National Enquirer.

Berry Sweet

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