I had liquid diarrhea in bed on Monday afternoon...

[Anonymous]

Brought on by eating Subway salads...



Anyway, I had some beers, I was taking a nap, and I wasn't sure if it was going to be a fart or diarrhea...



I took my chances... it ended up being a fart... then diarrhea...

[Anonymous]

Brought on by eating Subway salads...



Anyway, I had some beers, I was taking a nap, and I wasn't sure if it was going to be a fart or diarrhea...



I took my chances... it ended up being a fart... then diarrhea...

I hope you are feeling better RDl.

[Anonymous]

I am glad to say I am feeling much better ac_smile

[Rancidmilko]

Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place

[Angry White Male]

Here I sit broken hearted,



Had to shit but only farted.



Later on I took a chance,



Had to fart but shit my pants.

[Anonymous]

Oh yes!



Yes!   Yes!  Yes!



Don't stop grandpa!

[Anonymous]

Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place

I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...

[Anonymous]

Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place

I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...

You probably own at least one now.

[Anonymous]

I took my chances... it ended up being a fart... then diarrhea...

And Oscar Mayer from VF was born.

[Bricktop]

Is there some perverted reason that I am unable to fathom why threads such as this aren't simply deleted?



Or is that asking too much?

[Anonymous]

Is there some perverted reason that I am unable to fathom why threads such as this aren't simply deleted?



Or is that asking too much?

Anywhere else on the board it would be deleted.

[Anonymous]

Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place

I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...

You probably own at least one now.

I do have one that's vinyl... just not the one I had on my bed that afternoon...

[Berry Sweet]

Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!

[Anonymous]

Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!

I've been drinking plenty of pop since then... mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola...

[Berry Sweet]

Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!

I've been drinking plenty of pop since then... mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola...

I'm sure you have.  



It helps if you shove a burrito up your ass.  It has a relaxing effect.  Hot sauce is optional.