How do you test potential significant others...

[Chuck Bronson]

...for suitability?



One of the first things I quizzed my now ex on when we were unloading the trunk, is if she knew why the little yellow emergency trunk release handle is now installed in all cars...



Her reply?  And these were her exact words:  "It's there because of the Niggers."  I'm not joking!  



I kind of miss her in that regard...



How do you test potential significant others?

[Anonymous]

...for suitability?



One of the first things I quizzed my now ex on when we were unloading the trunk, is if she knew why the little yellow emergency trunk release handle is now installed in all cars...



Her reply?  And these were her exact words:  "It's there because of the Blacks."  I'm not joking!  



I kind of miss her in that regard...



How do you test potential significant others?

I didn't test my wife, she tested me. She was a nurse when I was in rehab.

[Chuck Bronson]

Isn't it frowned upon to enter into relationship with a client?

[Anonymous]

Isn't it frowned upon to enter into relationship with a client?

It certainly is. She doesn't work there anymore.

[Chuck Bronson]

Then again, not sure if that rule applies to Nurses...  I know it does to Doctor's, and would be viewed as unethical behaviour, with potential repercussions.

[Anonymous]

Then again, not sure if that rule applies to Nurses...  I know it does to Doctor's, and would be viewed as unethical behaviour, with potential repercussions.

The rehab centre itself would not allow relationships between staff and patients.

[Bricktop]

Well, that's going to cut off a source of potentials for Mel.

[Anonymous]

There are traits I look for in a woman, but I don't have a test.

[Chuck Bronson]

Well, that's going to cut off a source of potentials for Mel.

You assume I'd ever see the inside of a rehab...  Look, quitting is for losers.

[Anonymous]

Well, that's going to cut off a source of potentials for Mel.

You assume I'd ever see the inside of a rehab...  Look, quitting is for losers.

You keep telling yourself that.

[Chuck Bronson]

You keep telling yourself that.

And it keeps coming true!  I am a man of my word!



Don't try to change me, Church Lady...  It won't work.

[Anonymous]

Well, that's going to cut off a source of potentials for Mel.

You assume I'd ever see the inside of a rehab...  Look, quitting is for losers.

You keep telling yourself that.

Most substance abusers are in denial.

[Chuck Bronson]

Most substance abusers are in denial.

I'm not!  I LOVE my brew, but only after dinner...

[Anonymous]

Most substance abusers are in denial.

I'm not!  I LOVE my brew, but only after dinner...

I don't care what you do.

[JOE]

...for suitability?



One of the first things I quizzed my now ex on when we were unloading the trunk, is if she knew why the little yellow emergency trunk release handle is now installed in all cars...



Her reply?  And these were her exact words:  "It's there because of the Blacks."  I'm not joking!  



I kind of miss her in that regard...



How do you test potential significant others?

Well S'Mel, I'd say don't give them too much.



See if they like you for who you are rather than how much you own.



Because seems once a guy opens up his wallet they keep asking for more.



In fact a guy should try to avoid giving them anything before they get something first imho.



Didnt you indicate that you slaved several work hours and forked out at least $20,000 to your Ex before the marriage disintegrated?



And don't worry, you're not the only guy I've known in that regard, eh S'Mel.



They give too much, get used and taken for what they got.



"Never swim on the devil's lake, I'll never make the same mistake."