Murd and my Martini Romance

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Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 8:25 pm

This thread is revolting.

Its basically a review for why suboxone is actually NOT a good alternative to norco and morphine when you have chronic kidney stone disease AND a tendency to get hooked on opiates.

Suboxone is BAD, people. Just say no.

Or at least dont stop cold turkey like I did. I wasnt right in the head for months.

Can we kill this shit with fire?

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Herman » January 15th, 2020, 8:19 pm

Odinson wrote:
Herman wrote:
Guest wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm

now come here and give daddy some lovin :6:
Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.
I think I should get her first..

I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.

Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.


:laugh3:
Age before beauty son, I am tapping that yellow bubble butt first.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Odinson » January 15th, 2020, 8:08 pm

Herman wrote:
Guest wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm

now come here and give daddy some lovin :6:
Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.
I think I should get her first..

I saw her first and you already got an oriental woman.

Plus.. You´ve had your share and everybodys share of oriental women.


:laugh3:

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Colonel Sanders » January 15th, 2020, 7:43 pm

Herman wrote:
Guest wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm

now come here and give daddy some lovin :6:
Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.
Getcher fingas out my damn koolaid!!! Or I will bust a potato wedge cap in your hillbilly arse with my potato launcher gun. I can do some serious damage with bucket of extra crispy and I will not hesitate to do it! Mark my words, mang. You are fixin for a lickin!!

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 7:31 pm

Purdy Murdy wrote: My internet career has spanned 13 years.
^Fucken newb.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Herman » January 15th, 2020, 7:13 pm

Guest wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm

now come here and give daddy some lovin :6:
Old Odinson and I have a bet going to see which one of us will tap that hot Oriental arse first.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 7:07 pm

Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
Damn woman, I love it when you get feisty! You've got the finest biscuits this side of the Mississippi and they are FINGER LICKIN GOOD mmm mmm mmm

now come here and give daddy some lovin :6:

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Herman » January 15th, 2020, 7:03 pm

Shen Li wrote:
Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.
I second that.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Purdy Murdy » January 15th, 2020, 7:02 pm

Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
I have zero inhibitions and MY sexy talk convos started Chaos40’s very first and successful board.

But let them have their “she’s a skank” fun. It’s literally the only thing they have on me. I don’t need a man for anything except to serve the occasional healthy serving of Vitamin D.

My internet career has spanned 13 years. There weren’t that many boys when you consider how many years/hours I was logged. I also don’t have any male internet stalkers like some people we know.

It’s my experience that the ones who act the most prude are the ones begging for dry anal every night.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Shen Li » January 15th, 2020, 7:00 pm

Colonel Sanders wrote:
Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.
You go ahead and fuck a monkey and it's uncle. Just don't show us surveillance video.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Colonel Sanders » January 15th, 2020, 6:56 pm

Shen Li wrote:
Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain women spread their energy around a lot more than others.One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle :shock:

Sugar, have you seen the way you suck the chicken off a drumstick bone? I reckon you're fixing to put Hoover out of business the way you got to work. In fact, I am fixing to go watch the video surveillance of you destroying my lunch buffet while I beat it like it owes me money.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Shen Li » January 15th, 2020, 6:32 pm

Odinson wrote:Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.
Certain woman spread their energy around a lot more than others. One in particular. The reason: beggars can't be choosers.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Odinson » January 15th, 2020, 6:20 pm

Now now... There are no skanks..

There is just empowered women spreading their feminine energies.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Shen Li » January 15th, 2020, 6:16 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
kooch wrote:What the fuck did I just read?
ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow. He is HIGHlarious!

Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
So you're the board skank?

You you I guess?
If desperation is the deciding factor, than yes, Murdock is the board skank.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 5:46 pm

*yay you

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 5:45 pm

Guest wrote:
kooch wrote:What the fuck did I just read?
ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow. He is HIGHlarious!

Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it... ac_lmfao ac_lmfao ac_lmfao
So you're the board skank?

You you I guess?

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 5:44 pm

Purdy Murdy wrote:I was lol’ing at Erica’s invite to all the troll dual accounts when I was thinking I would create a list of all the flamer boys she jerks her 3” erect clit to every night while dodging sexual advances from whatever the hell she allows into her bed...

And then I thought it might be easier to comprise a list of flamer boys she doesn’t have a crush on...


Except NO ONE came to mind.

I’ll be a Chaos40 groupie for life... ONE ac_wub
Gay.

Called it.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Fashionista » January 15th, 2020, 3:07 pm

Guest wrote:
Fashionista wrote:
Purdy Murdy wrote:Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN! SMH :t1929:
Erica and Herman were saying the same thing.
ac_dunno

I can post from my profile as long as I follow quoted links back to that thread.

Other than that... I don’t speak egghead. Maybe ask Thuggie?
Okay, if he sees this, maybe he can offer some advice.

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Purdy Murdy » January 15th, 2020, 2:24 pm

I was lol’ing at Erica’s invite to all the troll dual accounts when I was thinking I would create a list of all the flamer boys she jerks her 3” erect clit to every night while dodging sexual advances from whatever the hell she allows into her bed...

And then I thought it might be easier to comprise a list of flamer boys she doesn’t have a crush on...


Except NO ONE came to mind.

I’ll be a Chaos40 groupie for life... ONE ac_wub

Re: Murd and my Martini Romance

by Guest » January 15th, 2020, 2:22 pm

Fashionista wrote:
Purdy Murdy wrote:Omg this site is a pain in my ass... logged out AGAIN! SMH :t1929:
Erica and Herman were saying the same thing.
ac_dunno

I can post from my profile as long as I follow quoted links back to that thread.

Other than that... I don’t speak egghead. Maybe ask Thuggie?

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