Biggie Smiles wrote:
Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.
Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.
When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"
More news as the story unfolds.
The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.
Haven't you heard? The incel space movie geek has corrected my most embarrassing misstep. Ion cannons are not capable of blowing up the moon.
Boy do I feel stupid for not banging up on bad dope & keeping up on all those Star Trek episodes before nodding out on a dirty couch. Choosing instead to go out and fuck beautiful women and develop and exciting career in information security. Paving the way to execute SQL injection attacks on websites that no one gives a fuck about because the administrators are totally inept fucktards with zero social skills