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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 2:54 pm 
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Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.

Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.

When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"

More news as the story unfolds.


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 3:31 pm 
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I can understand that. He should do what he can do and what he needs to do

I look forward to those updates ... and especially to the BIG day

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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 3:54 pm 
Biggie Smiles wrote:
Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.

Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.

When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"

More news as the story unfolds.


Oh well.

No more gravitational pull from the moon.

No more tidal waves, eh.


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 3:56 pm 
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TRUMP stops Tidal waves!

He's racist against Tidal Waves.

People have a right to die from Tidal Waves

Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 4:11 pm 
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Biggie Smiles wrote:
TRUMP stops Tidal waves!

He's racist against Tidal Waves.

People have a right to die from Tidal Waves

Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 4:55 pm 
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You can't fool me :wink: .. I know, you got this story from Politico

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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 5:20 pm 
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Biggie Smiles wrote:
TRUMP stops Tidal waves!

He's racist against Tidal Waves.

People have a right to die from Tidal Waves

Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!

:roll:

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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 5:36 pm 
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Now now...

We all know that Ion cannons work like the EMP... They disable all electronics while leaving the ship itself intact.


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 7:49 pm 
Ion cannons... must be some newfangled gadget to drive all the Chinese laundromats out of business. All new from Sunbeam and General Electric...Tough day ahead at the office? Need your shirt pressed in a hurry? Fire up the Ion Cannon!!!


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 9:15 pm 
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Hi Cun'T

Does your vagina still bleed after the last time I kicked it?


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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 9:56 pm 
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Biggie Smiles wrote:
Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.

Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.

When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"

More news as the story unfolds.

The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.

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Unread postPosted: March 26th, 2020, 11:24 pm 
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Herman wrote:
Biggie Smiles wrote:
Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.

Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.

When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"

More news as the story unfolds.

The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.



Haven't you heard? The incel space movie geek has corrected my most embarrassing misstep. Ion cannons are not capable of blowing up the moon.

Boy do I feel stupid for not banging up on bad dope & keeping up on all those Star Trek episodes before nodding out on a dirty couch. Choosing instead to go out and fuck beautiful women and develop and exciting career in information security. Paving the way to execute SQL injection attacks on websites that no one gives a fuck about because the administrators are totally inept fucktards with zero social skills :laugh3:


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Unread postPosted: March 27th, 2020, 12:55 am 
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I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.

That should cure what ails him once and for all.


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Unread postPosted: March 27th, 2020, 10:25 am 
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I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.

That should cure what ails him once and for all.



Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup


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Unread postPosted: March 27th, 2020, 10:43 am 
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caskur wrote:
I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.

That should cure what ails him once and for all.



Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup


How's your covid-19 progressing?

Just remember day 8 is exceptionally painful... I hope you have prescription strength pain killers handy.


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