Dum Sum aka Sum Cun'T... leave us forever. Just go. You horrible horrible horror.
You scare the freckles off red haired children.
You put the warts on frogs and ticks on poor little puppy dogs.
I smote you, you nick switching spineless coward.
And we saw how well that worked out in the past, what with the insane PC upgrades and increased work opportunities. When what you were really aiming for was my horrible and agonizing death, along with burial for the purposes of dogs pissing and shitting on my grave, eh?
Quite the reaction out of you I must say, considering the absolute worst thing I ever did to you was poke fun at your self aggrandizing bombast and constant screw-ups. No, I don't think I shall ever leave you and your imaginary friends alone... like Evil Blood, I am destined to haunt you forever, whether I am near or far, whether I like it or not. You'll be seeing me lurking behind every guest nick and every new registration, working your impotent black magic and praying all manner of hateful things to happen to myself because I refused point blank to suck your wrinkly, warty scrotum-like labial folds and lie to you about how "wonderful" you are.
I used to feel sorry for you, you know. Now I don't even bother wasting time on pitying you. Suc it up, buttercup; you did it all this to yourself and the frustration you feel about your inability to bring others to book for your failure to perform as a kindly, decent person is your cross to bear. Had you not been such a doxx-happy harridan we might not be having this discussion now, but you assuredly were and if I've any smile on my face when I think of you, it is because I successfully rubbed your nose in the error of your ways without ever having to go the PI route on you.