What the fuck did I just read?
ERRR MERR GERRD this is painful... it basically said that Fupa calls me a whale because she was so butthurted when Joo confirmed he made my booty clap that he had to salvage the tailspin tizzy she was about to launch and epic melty over and decided to lie and tell her I was a cow. He is HIGHlarious!
Ironically, I started craving turkey subs the week she started referring to MMP as Blimpies before I was made aware of it...
I call you a whale because that’s what you are. If it makes you feel better, I’ll call you bumperhead since I could fly a fucking plane right smack into that ten finger forehead of yours.
Only one that gets butthurt over Joo is YOU. You’re butthurt that we’re friends, you’re butthurt that I didn’t have to fuck him for him to respect me and you’re butthurt that he helped me create a better forum than yours ever could be. You’re so fucking butthurt, you’ve been unraveling for days while making up these outrageous stories that no one with a gawddamn brain cell believes. You’re a nasty disgusting skank who has to go after your friends leftovers cuz men don’t consider you the first option.
There. That’s all the attention you’re getting from me. Quite frankly, you’re just not cute enough for me to bother with.