I wanna be rich like a Jew!

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I wanna be rich like a Jew!

#1 Unread post by Mel » May 23rd, 2020, 3:17 pm

Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?

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Dinky Dazza
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#2 Unread post by Dinky Dazza » May 23rd, 2020, 3:23 pm

Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...

...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
Four smore and seven beers ago.

Mel

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#3 Unread post by Mel » May 23rd, 2020, 3:27 pm

I'm not talkin' 'bout chump change, Willis... I'm talking Jew levels of wealth here!

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#4 Unread post by Odinson » May 23rd, 2020, 3:47 pm

You need that gold sniffing jew nose. ac_biggrin

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#5 Unread post by cc » May 23rd, 2020, 5:21 pm

I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Sorry matey. I'd buy you a drink and chat, but marriage is d e f in i t e l y out
China stopping all flights from Hubei province into other parts of China .. while at the same time sending planeloads (100s of 1,000s of people) into the West from Hubei .. while lying that virus did not go human to human .. was a deliberate act of war

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#6 Unread post by Herman » May 23rd, 2020, 9:16 pm

Dinky Dazza wrote:
May 23rd, 2020, 3:23 pm
Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...

...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
That is how old Herman got wealthy.
prairie redneck.

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#7 Unread post by Fashionista » May 24th, 2020, 11:42 am

Mel wrote:
May 23rd, 2020, 3:17 pm
Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?
 Deuteronomy 7:25-26
The images of their gods you are to burn in the fire. Do not covet the silver and gold on them, and do not take it for yourselves, or you will be ensnared by it, for it is detestable to the LORD your God. Do not bring a detestable thing into your house or you, like it, will be set apart for destruction. Utterly abhor and detest it, for it is set apart for destruction.

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