I wanna be rich like a Jew!
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Mel
I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?
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Dinky Dazza
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Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...
...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
Four smore and seven beers ago.
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Mel
Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
I'm not talkin' 'bout chump change, Willis... I'm talking Jew levels of wealth here!
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Odinson
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Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
You need that gold sniffing jew nose. 
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cc
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Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Sorry matey. I'd buy you a drink and chat, but marriage is d e f in i t e l y outI wanna be rich like a Jew!
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Herman
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Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
That is how old Herman got wealthy.Dinky Dazza wrote: ↑May 23rd, 2020, 3:23 pm Every time you reach for an alcoholic beverage, put 2 bucks in the pot instead...
...you'll be swimming in the dough in no time...
prairie redneck.
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Fashionista
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Re: I wanna be rich like a Jew!
Deuteronomy 7:25-26Mel wrote: ↑May 23rd, 2020, 3:17 pm Short of winning the lottery, is it even possible to accomplish such a feat?
The images of their gods you are to burn in the fire. Do not covet the silver and gold on them, and do not take it for yourselves, or you will be ensnared by it, for it is detestable to the LORD your God. Do not bring a detestable thing into your house or you, like it, will be set apart for destruction. Utterly abhor and detest it, for it is set apart for destruction.