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Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.



The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.



It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.





"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."

Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"



Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."



With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.



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[She has always been high on my list  as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC"  .. transcending genre]
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

JOE


cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"ummm no joe - I do not like most of it



You miss the point as always

He deliberately missed the point. What a boring troll. ac_boring

Chuck Bronson


cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Bricktop


Chuck Bronson

Quote from: "cc"You'd go off in your pants a heartbeat if she blew you a kiss from 50 ft away

To be honest, I've never really found her that attractive.  



Ya, so she has big tits, but I'm not actually attracted to massive tits to be honest!

Chuck Bronson

Quote from: "Bricktop"That face has had more work done on it than 10 miles of bad road.

I don't know why people just can't leave their fucking faces alone.  You cannot beat age, no matter how 'skilled' the surgeon is.

cc

So that's what you see from the funny points posted in OP .. hmmm



you miss points of things as badly as Mr Negative, AKA dumbdumb JoJo ... and instead you find, grab ahold of and glom onto what your mind sees as negatives



Sad
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Chuck Bronson

What point did I miss?  It's clear she's been fucking around with her face big-time!

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"Dolly Parton appeared on the "Tonight Show" where she made host Jimmy Fallon blush enough to hide behind his desk.



The 72-year-old singing legend appeared on the late-night show to promote the music she did for the upcoming Netflix original movie "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston. Parton explained to the host that she was approached by the former "Friends" star to write original music for the movie.



It's then that she revealed that her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, has a bit of a crush on Aniston and may have been angling for a wild night with the two celebrity women.





"My husband is crazy about her," she told the host. "He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us."

Fallon stopped her there by throwing his arms up in the air and stammering. Eventually, he pointed right to the camera and joked "go to bed Carl!"



Parton wasn't done shocking the host there. She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."



With that, Fallon fell to the floor and began to crawl behind his desk. He eventually composed himself as the crowd's thunderous cheers died down.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... PKEZ-BJX6s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=1PKEZ-BJX6s



[She has always been high on my list  as "a fine person", "brilliantly creative", fantastic "ad lib sense of humor", "entertaining performer" and "a devilish gal not held back by convention / PC"  .. transcending genre]

 :ohmy:

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Dolly Parton is worth a fortune, but she has been married to a blue collar guy for decades.

Blazor

Quote from: "cc"She continued: "He can't even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three."




 :roll:





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