Predictions for 2019

[Gaon]

Caskur will accept a PR position with China National Coal Group.

[Anonymous]

My predictions have a 95% accuracy, so you know this one will come true. Gaon and cc will elope and move to Israel. Together, they will recruit Scouse to work as a double agent for Mossad infiltrating nazi groups throughout Europe.

There's a step in between. Scouser will undergo a rigorous orthodox conversion.

[Gaon]

BALLSONARO mulls over a cabinet offer from Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro.

[Bricktop]

BALLSONARO mulls over a cabinet offer from Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro.

"Mulls" for about 5 seconds and grabs it with both hands...Minister Of Law and Order.



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[Gaon]

BALLSONARO mulls over a cabinet offer from Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro.

"Mulls" for about 5 seconds and grabs it with both hands...Minister Of Law and Order.



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And the violent crime rate in Brazil plummets 80%.

[Anonymous]

The Canadian housing market correction will intensify and last a number of years. This will slow economic growth ann increase bankruptcies.



Merry Christmas everyone.

[JOE]

Yeah the debt/deficit spending has turned out to be Trudeau's & the Liberals achiles heel.



I don't know why they couldn't balance or come close to balancing the budget.



Plus the economy was buoyed by a strong performance so there shouldn't be a $19 billion deficit.



Bill Mourneau has been a horrible finance minister.

He keeps racking up the debt.

Like publications such as the Globe & Mail have suggested, Trudeau should have gotten rid of Mourneau.



Plus his policies arent really helping middle class Canadians.



He's more of a neo-Liberal in the Brian Mulroney mould.



If they can't perform better thsn that, I wouldn't shed a tear for thrm if they get booted out of office.



Im no conservative, but reluctantly I admit, they may have a better team this time tound to tackle the problems Canada is facing

[JOE]

I see Seoulbro dropping 2 off his handicap.



Mel will become a mod at Flea's forum.



"Herman's Barrel Wash" will become a trendy new alcoholic beverage.



Kiebers will break his record of 10 posts per year.



Shen Li will be arrested for espionage on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party, and found in possession of hundreds of Huawei mobile phone handsets.



Fash will discover the joys of KFC and buy buckets for her family on weekends.



Joe will find true love, and he and Thiel will move in together.



Thiel will find true love and move out shortly after.



Blurt will finally relent and have "the operation"...his gall bladder pain will be gone forever.



Berry will break her record of four bowel movements in a single day.



Azhya will achieve her ambition of becoming an extra on "The Walking Dead"...without the need for prosthetics and makeup!!!



Zetsu will achieve his highest score ever in "Arena of Valour".



Wazzzup will become Trump's Defence Secretary...because all the others have quit. He will immediately invade California.



Peaches will be charged with collusion with Russia.



Caskur will finally learn what the manual settings on her camera are for.



Iron Horse Jockey will be allowed early retirement, and become a drug lord in Panama.



Vancouverguy will be annointed as "Photographer Of The Year" by National Geographic.



Bricktop will be revered as the greatest poster in the Cashew and thereafter be called "The Exalted One."

I predict I will face a massive dental bill early in 2019 & there won't be any time or money left over for fun of any kind.



Ouch!

[JOE]

One newsworthy prediction I'll make is that Donald Trump may announce that he's not running for re-election.

[Anonymous]

I predict old Joe remains a virgin.

[JOE]

I predict old Joe remains a virgin.

LOL!



And I predict Herman will go stir crazy in a Saskatchewan shithole while he waits forever

for a criminal pardon from the Government of Canada.



Oh well. Such is life.

[Anonymous]

Even old Joe knows my prediction will come true.



Oh well Joe. Always next year to lose  your cherry. You will only be sixty one. Practically a teenager.

[Anonymous]

Even old Joe knows my prediction will come true.



Oh well Joe. Always next year to lose  your cherry. You will only be sixty one. Practically a teenager.

A fifty year old and a sixty year old acting like school yard children on Christmas eve.

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[Anonymous]

I predict old Joe remains a virgin.

That isn't a prediction, that's a guarantee.

[Bricktop]

Even old Joe knows my prediction will come true.



Oh well Joe. Always next year to lose  your cherry. You will only be sixty one. Practically a teenager.

A fifty year old and a sixty year old acting like school yard children on Christmas eve.

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YEAH!!!



Bloody kids!!



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