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Started by Gaon, December 25, 2018, 09:24:02 PM

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Quote from: "caskur"During WW1 Australia lost equivalent to (note I say equivalent to) 500,000 American men from our population at the time. (whatever percentage that is)





They went to help the UK and Europe against the Germans. They volunteered to help. They weren't conscripted.





Were they stupid?... of course they were stupid. Then came more heavy losses in WW2







Bricktop failed to add that factor to why Oz needed migration at the time.



And we had the White Australia Policy. Only good looking white people could immigrate... and yes, that was a fact.... if you were coloured or ugly, they wouldn't let you in... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

That is hilarious.

Blurt

Quote from: "Odinson"A french person said "bonjour" to me..





I answered "bonjour" back..





He then said "oh you speak french"..





And I said "no"...

Here's a pro tip, Odie:



The next time a French person says to you: "Vas te faire enculer, espèce de connard," you have to repeat the exact same words to her.



It'll help if you do so with a smile.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Odinson"A french person said "bonjour" to me..





I answered "bonjour" back..





He then said "oh you speak french"..





And I said "no"...

Here's a pro tip, Odie:



The next time a French person says to you: "Vas te faire enculer, espèce de connard," you have to repeat the exact same words to her.



It'll help if you do so with a smile.

I put that through Google translate.

 :ohmy:

Blurt

Well?



Isn't that what most women--French or otherwise--would say to Odie?
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"Well?



Isn't that what most women--French or otherwise--would say to Odie?

He would have to talk to one face to face first.

Odinson

Quote from: "Blurt"Well?



Isn't that what most women--French or otherwise--would say to Odie?


I put it in the translator..





From french to finnish..





"anna munaa, sinä kusipää"..





Give me some dick, you asshole..









You are correct... That is what all women say to me.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Odinson"A french person said "bonjour" to me..





I answered "bonjour" back..





He then said "oh you speak french"..





And I said "no"...

Here's a pro tip, Odie:



The next time a French person says to you: "Vas te faire enculer, espèce de connard," you have to repeat the exact same words to her.



It'll help if you do so with a smile.


It works better if said Francais is with a group of very large "copains".

Blurt

That it does.



To answer Gaon's question, I'm fluent in both English and French, French being my mother tongue.



I may often engage in some good-natured ribbing over this or that accent (in either language) but the fact is I enjoy all varieties of expression.



I once spoke over the phone with ol' Bricktop here and I found his mellifluous yet garbled warbling quite pleasing to the ear.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Odinson

French people smell bad..

Bricktop

Quote from: "Blurt"That it does.



To answer Gaon's question, I'm fluent in both English and French, French being my mother tongue.



I may often engage in some good-natured ribbing over this or that accent (in either language) but the fact is I enjoy all varieties of expression.



I once spoke over the phone with ol' Bricktop here and I found his mellifluous yet garbled warbling quite pleasing to the ear.


I couldn't understand a word he said.



"Bonjour...comment ca va?"  :crazy:



"Je ne parles pas anglais"  ac_dunno



"Que voulez vous?"  ac_umm



As best as I could understand, a pig had stolen his rollerskates and was chasing bears with a nerf gun...or something.

Blurt

My razor blades, not my roller skates.



And I was talking about a possum, not a bear.



Let's hope your French has improved since then. At least enough to not receive a toilet plunger when you thought you'd ordered a demi-tasse at that Montmartre café.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Bricktop

Ah, la Montmartre...la Sacre Coeur, le Moulin Rouge...les artistes.



Et le cafe...formidable...

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop


Blurt

Quote from: "Odinson"French people smell bad..

Yes, yes, and all Africans are primitives, women sluts, and Arabs goat-fuckers. We know, Odie. We know.



Now go fetch your pacifier.



 :001_rolleyes:
Aimin\' to misbehave.