Bricktops New Years Honours list.

[Bricktop]

Och aye...purchased from a fine purveyor of Scottish apparel on the Royal Mile itself.



The sales lady even remarked..."Och, ye look bonnie wi yer baggie and this scarf...that'll be 50 pounds please."

[Blurt]

What, you bought a bonnet, too?



Things are even worse than I suspected.

[Bricktop]

No.



Where did I mention a bonnet?



Can ye nay spake the Scottish tongue laddie?

[Anonymous]

What is this? "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?

The scarf was Scottish?!!?!

Well, then. I retract everything I said upthread.



There's no hope for you.

Do you have this picture.

[Bricktop]

You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 

[Frood]

A strutting pumpkin?

[Blurt]

Do you have this picture.

I do.



But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.



 :001_tongue:

[Anonymous]

You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 

I have no doubt you did.

[Bricktop]

Do you have this picture.

I do.



But, as Leo hinted at, you'd be doing yourself a kindness if you relied on your imagination.



 :001_tongue:

Your jealousy demeans you. It's not my fault I won the gene lottery...

[Bricktop]

A strutting pumpkin?

Post your pic.

[Anonymous]

You don't need to see the picture...use your imagination...



A stylish orange rain jacket, a fashionable scarf and a trendy leather man-bag, walking down the gangplank of the HMS Victory.



Both the ship and I cut a fine jib.



 

Blurt and Brick's fancy dress thread.

[Bricktop]

Says the rig pig in a Dolce and Gabana cocktail dress and italian pumps.

[Frood]

A strutting pumpkin?

Post your pic.

Then what?



You breathing hot and heavy over the telephone? No thanks, Carrot Coat.

[Bricktop]

I'm not gay, butternuts.



You're safe.



Although how you associate a photograph with receiving a phone call, only a deluded neurotic can tell.



What do you think will happen? You post your photo and next day see your face on every milk carton in Australia..."Have You Seen This Idiot"?