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Deer to cassowary - hold my beer!!!

Started by Bricktop, April 17, 2019, 12:59:20 AM

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Bricktop

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Now the deer are killing people!!!



The world's gone mad.

Anonymous

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Now the deer are killing people!!!



The world's gone mad.

Attacks on people by deer have happened in Canada.

Anonymous


Anonymous

In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.

Anonymous

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.

Is that why moose attack cars. :laugh3:

Bricktop

But they're not even OUR critters!!



We have enough lethal creatures without having to deal with imports!!!



They weren't even in the wild. They were "pets".



"Hey, Bambi...we're busting out of here tonight"



"What about the guards?"



"I'll take care of them...just head for the gate on my cue".

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"But they're not even OUR critters!!



We have enough lethal creatures without having to deal with imports!!!



They weren't even in the wild. They were "pets".



"Hey, Bambi...we're busting out of here tonight"



"What about the guards?"



"I'll take care of them...just head for the gate on my cue".

A man in New Brunswick had a pet python that killed two children.

Frood

I got to the part where they said stag and my eyes glossed over. Male mammals do that stuff. Just like our roos.
Blahhhhhh...

Wazzzup

It seems deer, roo and cassowary toxic masculinity are a problem, they should be made to watch the Gillette commercial :laugh:

caskur

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.

They can kill a man or his dog if cornered. Sometimes they don't even need provocation.

Anonymous

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"In the rut season deer and elk can be quite dangerous.


A few decades backs I was watching a story about a man who bred deer in South Australia. He said one buck wanted to breed but the female did not so he chased her around and around and then killed her.



I knew back then deer weren't really Bambi.

They can kill a man or his dog if cornered. Sometimes they don't even need provocation.

They can deliver lethal kicks and of course the males have pointy antlers.

Bricktop

The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

I'm not releasing my husband back into the wild.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"The moral of the story is clear.



Don't keep male mammals as pets.



Or husbands.

I'm not releasing my husband back into the wild.

Aha!! I knew you kept him on a short leash.