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welcome King Martini

Started by Anonymous, May 30, 2019, 11:49:02 PM

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Anonymous

QuoteIt is I, King Martini.



One of the greatest of all time.



Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.



Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.



And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;



To the World of Martini.



Thank you.

Hello King Martini, I'm Queen Fashionista..

 :laugh:

Seriously, I'm happy you found our little corner of the internet..



This sub is new and experimental, so I handed it over to someone who knows about flaming..



I hope you like it and tell your friends about it.

 ac_smile

Anonymous

Welcome King Martini. I am the emperor of barrel wash. ac_drinks

Bricktop


Biggie Smiles

Pity Welcome



Eh, why not, I'd hate to learn he threw his xbox controller at his TV because not enough people here welcomed him



The cunt is needy that way.

Anonymous

I forgot to ask KIng Martini if he came from Erica's forum?



I don't recall seeing any him post there.

Biggie Smiles


Anonymous

Quote from: "ThugLife"King Mongoloid is from FlameTruth

Okay, thanks Thuglife.

Anonymous


BEnzo

^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

Anonymous

Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

Teabag him?

Anonymous

Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.

BEnzo

Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.

Anonymous

Quote from: "BEnzo"
Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.


I notice you didn't deny it. Lol.


That you are homosexual? Just by browsing your inept drivel its quite obvious.

Anonymous

Quote from: "King Martini"
Quote from: "BEnzo"^^^Same thing he says when Sum Bum and Freud teabag him.

See, this is how you know BoZo is gay.



He types out his fantasies for everyone to see.



The closet door is open, girl. You just need to come out of it, its OK.

So, teabagging is a gay slur?

Biggie Smiles

Any minute now both KIng Teeny Weeny and Bozo will be slapping the slippery liquid love all over their lady bits for some hardcore ramping shop action.



This is just the foreplay stage.



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