Renee is a Pathetic Two Faced Wanker

[Anonymous]

I see Herman's been into the barrel wash a little too hard again.

What exactly is barrel wash anyways? It's alcohol but what kind of it? I'm all sorts of confused over it. So vague.

That's two of us DD.

 ac_dunno

You get a wooden barrel that has been used in aging other alcohol. It is empty when you get it. You then put water in it. The alcohol that is in the wood of the barrel then leeches out into the water. You have a watered down version of what was in the barrel. Not sure how much water Herman puts in the barrels but it is usually in the five gallon range. This post on another forum sums it up fairly nice....

I did this once. What you end up with is called "swish" which makes your barrel a "swish barrel".



Bought the barrel, poured in about 5 gallons of distilled water, hammered a new bung into the bunghole nice and tight (one of the few oppourtunities you'll get to use those words in real life), set it on its side and then pretty much left it alone for a month except for giving it a turn every two or three days (never bung side down though, that's just tempting fate).



Come the big day I set myself up with a funnel and a bunch of gallon jugs (you can decant it later - if you want to play the hillbilly, you might as well look the part), popped the bung (!) and reaped my reward. Turned out to be pretty darn good and makes a good story when you serve it up.



Straight forward enough, but I'm pretty sure that last part of the job managed to draw every fly for miles. Didn't know they were such boozers, but that's a manageable problem (don't do it beside the barn like I did).



You can swish the barrel as often as it'll keep giving up spirits (use progressively less water). I only did mine once as I had more than enough rye to keep me for some stretch and I didn't want to be starting any nasty habits. When you're done cut the thing in half for planters or plan a big drinkin' night around the campfire 'cause well-aged hardwood so thoroughly soaked in rye makes a spectacular bonfire.



You can get bungs and jugs at any wine making place. Have fun, it's a blast.

Yuck.

[Frood]

I see Herman's been into the barrel wash a little too hard again.

What exactly is barrel wash anyways? It's alcohol but what kind of it? I'm all sorts of confused over it. So vague.

That's two of us DD.

 ac_dunno

You get a wooden barrel that has been used in aging other alcohol. It is empty when you get it. You then put water in it. The alcohol that is in the wood of the barrel then leeches out into the water. You have a watered down version of what was in the barrel. Not sure how much water Herman puts in the barrels but it is usually in the five gallon range. This post on another forum sums it up fairly nice....

I did this once. What you end up with is called "swish" which makes your barrel a "swish barrel".



Bought the barrel, poured in about 5 gallons of distilled water, hammered a new bung into the bunghole nice and tight (one of the few oppourtunities you'll get to use those words in real life), set it on its side and then pretty much left it alone for a month except for giving it a turn every two or three days (never bung side down though, that's just tempting fate).



Come the big day I set myself up with a funnel and a bunch of gallon jugs (you can decant it later - if you want to play the hillbilly, you might as well look the part), popped the bung (!) and reaped my reward. Turned out to be pretty darn good and makes a good story when you serve it up.



Straight forward enough, but I'm pretty sure that last part of the job managed to draw every fly for miles. Didn't know they were such boozers, but that's a manageable problem (don't do it beside the barn like I did).



You can swish the barrel as often as it'll keep giving up spirits (use progressively less water). I only did mine once as I had more than enough rye to keep me for some stretch and I didn't want to be starting any nasty habits. When you're done cut the thing in half for planters or plan a big drinkin' night around the campfire 'cause well-aged hardwood so thoroughly soaked in rye makes a spectacular bonfire.



You can get bungs and jugs at any wine making place. Have fun, it's a blast.

Yuck.

Yes definitely  

[Anonymous]

Barrel wash is first rate redneck hooch.

[Odinson]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

[Odinson]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

[Odinson]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

Wow...



You would be a cheap date.  

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

Wow...



You would be a cheap date.  

There is nothing cheap about Fash.

[Anonymous]

I see Herman's been into the barrel wash a little too hard again.

What exactly is barrel wash anyways? It's alcohol but what kind of it? I'm all sorts of confused over it. So vague.

That's two of us DD.

 ac_dunno

You get a wooden barrel that has been used in aging other alcohol. It is empty when you get it. You then put water in it. The alcohol that is in the wood of the barrel then leeches out into the water. You have a watered down version of what was in the barrel. Not sure how much water Herman puts in the barrels but it is usually in the five gallon range. This post on another forum sums it up fairly nice....

I did this once. What you end up with is called "swish" which makes your barrel a "swish barrel".



Bought the barrel, poured in about 5 gallons of distilled water, hammered a new bung into the bunghole nice and tight (one of the few oppourtunities you'll get to use those words in real life), set it on its side and then pretty much left it alone for a month except for giving it a turn every two or three days (never bung side down though, that's just tempting fate).



Come the big day I set myself up with a funnel and a bunch of gallon jugs (you can decant it later - if you want to play the hillbilly, you might as well look the part), popped the bung (!) and reaped my reward. Turned out to be pretty darn good and makes a good story when you serve it up.



Straight forward enough, but I'm pretty sure that last part of the job managed to draw every fly for miles. Didn't know they were such boozers, but that's a manageable problem (don't do it beside the barn like I did).



You can swish the barrel as often as it'll keep giving up spirits (use progressively less water). I only did mine once as I had more than enough rye to keep me for some stretch and I didn't want to be starting any nasty habits. When you're done cut the thing in half for planters or plan a big drinkin' night around the campfire 'cause well-aged hardwood so thoroughly soaked in rye makes a spectacular bonfire.



You can get bungs and jugs at any wine making place. Have fun, it's a blast.

I will stick with Glenfiddich fifteen year old Solera Reserve.

[Odinson]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

Wow...



You would be a cheap date.  

There is nothing cheap about Fash.

I know, I know..



That tushy looks like ten million dollars... At least.

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

Wow...



You would be a cheap date.  

There is nothing cheap about Fash.

I know, I know..



That tushy looks like ten million dollars... At least.

 

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

I'm sure it would work on me.

2 shots and you are out of commission.  ac_biggrin

It would be less than that for me.

Wow...



You would be a cheap date.  

There is nothing cheap about Fash.

I know, I know..



That tushy looks like ten million dollars... At least.

Messing with the thread title. I don't blame you.

[Blazor]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

 



About sums it up.

[Anonymous]

Some vodkas dont go to your head no matter how many litres you drink..



And then there are vodkas that have a slow fuse..





You drink, drink and drink... It doesnt seem to be working..



But then... You go get the axe and start chasing people.

 



About sums it up.

Than why drink vodka?