So, Old Herman is an EARTH RAPER.

[Blurt]

You can nibble my ankles all you want, Leo, as long as you continue to lick my heels.



I like 'em soft.

[Bricktop]

I'd consider it, but I don't like the taste of canola oil. It's kind of...cheap...

[Anonymous]

I'd consider it, but I don't like the taste of canola oil. It's kind of...cheap...

Is that a shot at Blurt or Herman.

 

[Bricktop]

Take your pick!!!

[Anonymous]

Take your pick!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'd consider it, but I don't like the taste of canola oil. It's kind of...cheap...

Is that a shot at Blurt or Herman.

That prick. Just for that I aint letting Old Blurt shine my shitters.

[Bricktop]

Ouch.



Harsh, man. Really harsh.



He LOVES shining shitters.

[Anonymous]

I'd consider it, but I don't like the taste of canola oil. It's kind of...cheap...

Is that a shot at Blurt or Herman.

That prick. Just for that I aint letting Old Blurt shine my shitters.

Maybe let him shine just one toilet Herman.

 

[Anonymous]

I'd consider it, but I don't like the taste of canola oil. It's kind of...cheap...

Is that a shot at Blurt or Herman.

That prick. Just for that I aint letting Old Blurt shine my shitters.

Maybe let him shine just one toilet Herman.

 

No shining my shitters for old Blurt. He needs to learn a lesson.

[Bricktop]

He already knows how to shine shitters.



He uses his old Donna Karan evening wear which has...er...shrunk in recent times to get a really nice glow on the porcelain.

[Anonymous]

He already knows how to shine shitters. He uses his old Donna Karan evening wear which has...er...shrunk in recent times to get a really nice glow on the porcelain.

Old Blurt likes shining my shitters. He aint no brown gal, but he is competent with a toilet brush.

[Lynn.F]

So what trees turn those Autumn colours?... obviously maple... And what else?

My farm is on the bald ass prairie. What's a tree? Do you want sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash?

If you were my husband... I'd make you plant 10,000 trees. Aren't you lucky we're not married.

Than I couldn't grow [size=200]canola[/size] and have gazing land for my [size=200]cattle[/size].

Let's call that "canola" what it is....[size=150]RAPESEED[/size].



Before Big Ag realized it was easy to grow and could be incorporated into industrial kitchens with only a modicum of Soft Selling, it was a junk crop and often just a weed, whose only utility to humans used to lie in the extraction of rape oil for a lubricant for farm equipment and other types of machinery.  And now, in only a generation's time, it's a commercially successful "food" crop, foisted off on millions of dumb asses under a new name.



I don't think this was what Bucky Fuller had in mind when he first suggested, 2 or 3 generations ago, that the earth could produce enough food to sustain the population it now has.  



And also, over those two or three generations, it's come to be common knowledge that eating lots of  beef is a luxury that is no longer sustainable due to the high level of resources that are needed to produce it.  



BUT, nonetheless Old Herman calls himself a "FARMER."



It's easy to see why he likes to hang out on this forum, as loaded as it is with people in the petroleum extraction and transmission business and its ancillary businesses.  



Dinosaurs for the most part, if you ask me.

Shut up you fucking twat.

[Anonymous]

So what trees turn those Autumn colours?... obviously maple... And what else?

My farm is on the bald ass prairie. What's a tree? Do you want sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash?

If you were my husband... I'd make you plant 10,000 trees. Aren't you lucky we're not married.

Than I couldn't grow [size=200]canola[/size] and have gazing land for my [size=200]cattle[/size].

Let's call that "canola" what it is....[size=150]RAPESEED[/size].



Before Big Ag realized it was easy to grow and could be incorporated into industrial kitchens with only a modicum of Soft Selling, it was a junk crop and often just a weed, whose only utility to humans used to lie in the extraction of rape oil for a lubricant for farm equipment and other types of machinery.  And now, in only a generation's time, it's a commercially successful "food" crop, foisted off on millions of dumb asses under a new name.



I don't think this was what Bucky Fuller had in mind when he first suggested, 2 or 3 generations ago, that the earth could produce enough food to sustain the population it now has.  



And also, over those two or three generations, it's come to be common knowledge that eating lots of  beef is a luxury that is no longer sustainable due to the high level of resources that are needed to produce it.  



BUT, nonetheless Old Herman calls himself a "FARMER."



It's easy to see why he likes to hang out on this forum, as loaded as it is with people in the petroleum extraction and transmission business and its ancillary businesses.  



Dinosaurs for the most part, if you ask me.

Shut up you fucking twat.

Good luck getting Peaches to shut up.

[Anonymous]

Shut up you fucking twat.

Awww, my heart aches for ya Flynn.  Must be awful to be jacked up on a Saturday night, and no one in sight to swap bodily fluids with.



But if you're gonna "flood" the forum with all those tears, why stop after a mere six or seven posts?

[Lynn.F]

Shut up you fucking twat.

Awww, my heart aches for ya Flynn.  Must be awful to be jacked up on a Saturday night, and no one in sight to swap bodily fluids with.



But if you're gonna "flood" the forum with all those tears, why stop after a mere six or seven posts?

Somehow, I knew your silly ass would "sniff" out this post. That and I called you a fucking, "twat."



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