Now there's Ants...

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

Never happened Summie.



Get sober buddy.

Hi V-Agent. Long time no see.  ac_hithere



Do you think Dum Sum had some homoerotic feelings for you and wanted to rub his grubby shit encrusted fingernails through your lovely long goldened locks?

Nothing compares to eating your cooking and teasing my hair with the watery remains while you tell me in your husky little way on speaker phone that you want to put your lightening rods into my tunnel of turd love, baby...

[caskur]

You cannot write for shit pal.



Do better.

[Anonymous]

You cannot write for shit pal.



Do better.

You cut me to the core, swampdonkey! I thought we had something bewteeful togetha?



You're out of my will! Blackmuse is going to get my pewter buttplug figurines of GOT's dragons...

[Anonymous]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.



I am quickly losing any love for this house.  I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on.  Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.

 Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.



 Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps?  They work.

[Anonymous]

Come back V-Agent, we miss you especially when you outdo Dum Sum's scrollbombs with you reader digest short stories. Blackmuse would LOVE it if you returned.

Yes V-Agent, come back do. It has been so long since we had a good old chuckle about Caskunt's pretense of selling "art" at four times the pricepoint of H.R. Giger's Landscape XX, only to presumably defraud the Australian Tax Office by not declaring any of her income!  

[caskur]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.



I am quickly losing any love for this house.  I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on.  Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.

 Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.



 Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps?  They work.

No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen.... the baits kill the Queen because the workers carry the bait back to her.

[Anonymous]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.



I am quickly losing any love for this house.  I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on.  Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.

 Mobil homes are under rated. Seriously.



 Have you tried lemon essentail oil? Ant traps?  They work.

No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen.... the baits kill the Queen because the workers carry the bait back to her.

 That's what is in ant traps.  And the oil repels them.

[caskur]

He needs a permanent solution not a bandaid one. .

[Anonymous]

He needs a permanent solution not a bandaid one. .

 I'm literally agreeing with what you said. Ant traps have the poison bait in them. To kill the queen.



 The oil will repel more bugs from setting up shop in his house.



 Make sense?

[Frood]

Turmeric works well with some kinds of ants. Not all of them tho

[Anonymous]

Some ants have teef.

[Anonymous]

2016, is that you?

[Anonymous]

No, they don't... you have to kill the Queen

Better get Ellen Ripley to do that.

[Anonymous]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.

Do you want to get rid of your ants?



Drown them with your fucking tears.

[Anonymous]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.

Do you want to get rid of your ants?



Drown them with your fucking tears.

Great handle.