Now there's Ants...

[Anonymous]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.



I am quickly losing any love for this house.  I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on.  Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.

[Frood]

Family?

[Anonymous]

Family?

None.  I roll solo...

[Frood]

Family?

None.  I roll solo...

No, the ants.  ac_dance

[Anonymous]

This is no laughing matter!



This place has been a nightmare that has been fighting me every step of the way for the last couple months.  I love the area, but hate this fucking house.  I am not skilled enough to do a complete reno.

[Frood]

This is no laughing matter!



This place has been a nightmare that has been fighting me every step of the way for the last couple months.  I love the area, but hate this fucking house.  I am not skilled enough to do a complete reno.

Sorry. You walked right into that one!  :001_tongue:

[caskur]

...running all over my god damned kitchen counter.



They appeared more recently.  I don't have much out to attract them.



I am quickly losing any love for this house.  I want to fix it up now, hopefully sell for a minimal loss, buy a nice piece of property in the area, and have a trailer home delivered to live on.  Some trailer trash homes are actually quite nice, and when they're brand new I can keep it that way.

Just get some decent ant bait, silly. It'll cost about $80 (might be cheaper where you live)

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

[caskur]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.



You'd like me to stick my nose in your bizzness but you're only a notch above a hobo and don't have a bizzness.... lol

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

Never happened Summie.



Get sober buddy.

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

Never happened Summie.

Sure it happened. Right before she started repeatedly plastering Doomsday posts littered with ATVile's details all over the forums there. So she's a spammer as well as a PI merchant.



Strange, isn't that what I'm supposed to have been a master of "V-Agent"?  

[Anonymous]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

Never happened Summie.



Get sober buddy.

I'm sorry for ironing your furry Cosplay chaps. Please come home. Your other mother and I are worried about you...

[caskur]

Or you could invite Caskunt up to talk at them. She's killed enough forums in her time, it stands to reason she'll make short work of a few ants once she starts jamming her snout into their business.  

You are a mega moron if you think I give a toss about people's bizzness, dope.

Aha, so I did convince you the error of your ways when you attempted to spam V-Agent's PI across The Retard Farm all those years ago! My good deed for the day!





Dib dib dib...

Never happened Summie.



Get sober buddy.

Hi V-Agent. Long time no see.  ac_hithere



Do you think Dum Sum had some homoerotic feelings for you and wanted to rub his grubby shit encrusted fingernails through your lovely long goldened locks?

[caskur]

Come back V-Agent, we miss you especially when you outdo Dum Sum's scrollbombs with you reader digest short stories. Blackmuse would LOVE it if you returned.