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Anonymous

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Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blurt"Damn, Murdz.



Who will I turn to now when I need some advice?



Seriously, though, I hear you. When your interactions online no longer bring you pleasure, it's time to evaluate your options with a view to taking care of yourself and your circle of close friends. Sometimes, that means setting the livestock free and burning down the barn.



Been there, done that, too. I had to shut my own forum down, as well. My mistake was to open the place during a time of high rivalries between members of the same crowd on two different forums. It couldn't possibly work, but I had to try anyway. Lesson learned.



I wish you well. I hope you pop in once in a while to say hi.

Didn't you ban Shen Li from your forum?


 If my dick was filled with custard would you eat it?

I remember Herm saying he hates sweets. You should ask Joe if he will eat your dick. He may not like sweets either, but he loves dick.

Anonymous

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blurt"Damn, Murdz.



Who will I turn to now when I need some advice?



Seriously, though, I hear you. When your interactions online no longer bring you pleasure, it's time to evaluate your options with a view to taking care of yourself and your circle of close friends. Sometimes, that means setting the livestock free and burning down the barn.



Been there, done that, too. I had to shut my own forum down, as well. My mistake was to open the place during a time of high rivalries between members of the same crowd on two different forums. It couldn't possibly work, but I had to try anyway. Lesson learned.



I wish you well. I hope you pop in once in a while to say hi.

Didn't you ban Shen Li from your forum?


 If my dick was filled with custard would you eat it?

I remember Herm saying he hates sweets. You should ask Joe if he will eat your dick. He may not like sweets either, but he loves dick.




You're missing all the action bud. Creepy Joe is busy on SG making himself look like the worlds biggest freakshow and STDmajor is being laughed at with thunderous roar for being the type of dimbecile who gets a pair of butterfly wings inked on his breasts



You guys say no but I say what would these boards be without shameless fuckwads like Major, Joe and this AssSplash guy who got himself train-wrecked earlier?

Anonymous

Quotewhat would these boards be without shameless fuckwads like Major, Joe and this AssSplash guy who got himself train-wrecked earlier?

Worth posting on. Actually, I did register on SG earlier today.

sasquatch

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Quote from: "sasquatch"


That's right, Joe. you never heard of the site in spite of obsessing about it from 11 years ago and just so happen to help run a site the bears a striking resemblance in the name.



Somebody please take Joo's keyboard away before he starts claiming he's a Nigerian prince, too.  ac_lmfao


QuoteThat's right, let us not forget the daddy props so when your porky snout is permanently pressed up against the nearest window you have the safety of a skirt to run to. But the funniest thing is, you're probably more excited at FT going 404 so that no one could see the brutal fist fucking he gave you with a backhoe the minute your fatass got one of his threads confused with an all you can eat buffet

And that's why you're here. Getting your little tighty whiteys in a bunch because you want to defend "M' lady's" honour with your cheeto dust-crusted katana for daring to laugh at your Drama club, and ended up getting choked the fuck out with your Fedora. Perhaps you should learn how to take jokes instead of being one, but if you want to impale yourself and be a joke, then that is your god-given right. Now, Herman and I-the adults in the room-were having a nice conversation before you stuck your shit-crusted surrogate buttplugs onto your goodwill dumpster keyboard and litter our screens your unwanted input, so kindly keep your epileptic keyboard slappings to your tard pen where people will pretend to like it just so you won't spaz out.





Gotta grab something when


Are you going do something or just lay there and leak cottage cheese out your nostrils because your helmet is on too tight and your ears always expand after you get kicked in the nose for being the biggest single loser everywhere and anywhere?



I rotisserie you on a lamppost like the worlds largest and most obtuse drooling piglet and the best you can do is to arrive back in this thread with your pants around your ankles and your thumb in your mouth to go full metal asshat? Over what again? The fact that your searches for hoglet porn and friends under the age of 12 just happened to produce a website that had the word "groundz" in it?



Are you really this dense and dyslexic or does cunt just order you to be that way with promises of respect and recognition if you agree for the umpteenth time to make a worldclass ass of yourself in public view?



Well guess what you gullible fucking dolt. Daddy is going to be very upset that you stepped all over his troll and perhaps demand that you step on a treadmill for like, the remainder of your life, this time you humpbacked neanderthal.



You see, your papa was trying to sell the readership on this idea that it was I who sql injection attacked into his online brothel of brotherly butt much into oblivion. Much the way you are attempting and failing miserably to ride his coattails with your whole "the site has da malware angle" which is about as an epic a failure as you are. And instead of playing wing-man to the troll like any other mouth breather wishing to earn some nuggets of love out his asshole you come along like the fumbling fuckwit of failureville to publicly admit he was the one who put the bullet in his own site.



You were saying something about grabbing ankles? Yeah, you just grabbed yours with that clusterfuck of a loving toe blowjob, son.

awww! little j00j00 is a widdle itty bitty upset because I made a joke about his traveling shortbus freakshow and gave him vietnam flashbacks of cunty beating his ass like a drum at an indian pow wow. Look, dipshit, just because you rode flea's strapon for so long that your loose wizard sleeve has fused to it, it doesn't mean that I know or even care what cun'T is claiming elsewhere. I haven't even heard from him since FT turned into a glitched out mess like your defunct thought process that thought flying at me like a retarded missile was a good idea. Now my foot is rammed down your throat to the point I'm wearing you like a fucking ugly boot just because you couldn't contain your impotent rage that I joked about your site making some punjabi guy rich by selling your information to telemarketers. Good job, dipshit. You're so punchdrunk that you're mumbling about "daddy" and "toe blowjobs", and that is just sad.



The thing is, J00....I don't have to do fuck all to you. You're going all mike tyson on yourself just to spite somebody who isn't even here, and I just simply gave you the kick to your mangina after you tried to be an expert on something you later admitted you never even heard of. SQL injection? the only injections that's going on in your circle are the SG regulars injecting their hot beef load into your awaiting maw like the bottom-bitched cum dumpster that you are, but please do keep fantasize about me being the failure because I don't waste my time getting the affection of the internet's special education room A.K.A Slobbering-groundz A.K.A Duelistgroundz's retarded little brother. Watching you trying to convince anybody you're some top flamer that has done anything is like watching Stevie wonder with Parkinsons try to paint the mona lisa.



For fuck sakes, SG has some noseless ghoul yjsy#metoo's their wrinkly old hand to a 12 year old natalie portman, has some closet AIDS factory pretending to be a klansman, or some brown motherfucker having the hots for brent's sister and have a pis fetish, and you want to bitch about FT and call it a "butt brothel". lol! if it was, it still would've been a huge upgrade to that dumpster fire you're a part of, and that makes me lol

fuckugoogle


Anonymous

When Din269 screwed up at FT he voluntarily bit down on Cunty's trailer hitch and let himself get dragged through the cactus farm then exclaimed, "Please sir, may I have some more"



His self humiliation was so great it was measured in gorilla units, his sig was changed to "Jonas brothers fan", he got tea bagged so much he developed a British accent.



The buffet slayer became stressed out and started snorting cool whip. He joined a pack of felonious raccoons and raided the dumpster behind Burger King then declared himself Lord of the Fries.



He is a chub nuggle with a penis that resembles wild Snorlax.

Biggie Smiles

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Quote from: "sasquatch"awww! little j00j00 is a widdle itty bitty upset because I made a joke about his traveling shortbus freakshow and gave him vietnam flashbacks of cunty quote beating his ass like a drum at an indian pow wow. Look, dipshit, just because you rode flea's strapon for so long that your loose wizard sleeve has fused to it, it doesn't mean that I know or even care what cun'T is claiming elsewhere. I haven't even heard from him since FT turned into a glitched out mess like your defunct thought process that thought flying at me like a retarded missile was a good idea. Now my foot is rammed down your throat to the point I'm wearing you like a fucking ugly boot just because you couldn't contain your impotent rage that I joked about your site making some punjabi guy rich by selling your information to telemarketers. Good job, dipshit. You're so punchdrunk that you're mumbling about "daddy" and "toe blowjobs", and that is just sad.


Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Ask not whence the smell of grinding chin fat come...



Flubby Danny, Danny-O, Danny the Blimp. Hi.



How delightful of you to arrive at 4:19am EST on this lovely Sunday morning while most sane persons were either sleeping or out and about being productive to gift us with vivid imagery of wizard sleeve anal canals, retarded missiles and ugly boots. Ideas you lifted off the "settle your hairstyle chattering differences" subsection of a Pokemon forum no doubt.  



I knew id get considerable mileage out of that Pokemon comment and the fact that you're hoovering in low orbit ready to spontaneously  explode like the Hindenburg but without public concern shows my salvo hit dead on target. Right between the flab so to speak.


Quote from: "sasquatch"The thing is, J00....I don't have to do fuck all to you. You're going all mike tyson on yourself just to spite somebody who isn't even here, and I just simply gave you the kick to your mangina after you tried to be an expert on something you later admitted you never even heard of. SQL injection? the only injections that's going on in your circle are the SG regulars injecting their hot beef load into your awaiting maw like the bottom-bitched cum dumpster that you are, but please do keep fantasize about me being the failure because I don't waste my time getting the affection of the internet's special education room A.K.A Slobbering-groundz A.K.A Duelistgroundz's retarded little brother. Watching you trying to convince anybody you're some top flamer that has done anything is like watching Stevie wonder with Parkinsons try to paint the mona lisa.


I hate to break your 4 story jumangi tower here because I know it took you all evening to construct, but this senseless drivel was not only uninteresting, uneventful, dull and criminally stupid but I do believe the only way it could have been more unfunny would be for me to strap my legs to a ceiling fixture and attempt to read it upside-down from right to left in less time than it takes for my brain to completely saturate with blood.



Danny, you fucking sissy failure of an Elephant ballerina act what the fuck are you doing here? Droning on and on again about some TulipGround web site you found while doing searches for whatever gardener planted you in their backyard and left you to grow unattended? I thought we've been over this and put your gibbering seizures to rest on the matter.



Good lord this is painful to read and you should be shot on site for 1st degree stupidity with aggravating circumstances.


Quote from: "sasquatch" For fuck sakes, SG has some noseless ghoul yjsy#metoo's their wrinkly old hand to a 12 year old natalie portman, has some closet AIDS factory pretending to be a klansman, or some brown motherfucker having the hots for brent's sister and have a pis fetish, and you want to bitch about FT and call it a "butt brothel". lol! if it was, it still would've been a huge upgrade to that dumpster fire you're a part of, and that makes me lol


Would somebody fluent in epilepsy please pm me with a sensible rendition of what this clumsy drool dripping retard is trying to tell me with this capital monstrosity quoted above? Something about "my helmet is making my dumbo ears itch" is all I got. Right. Fuck. Now we have concrete proof of what a bucket of vindaloo sauce, fava beans and a garbage bag filled with airplane glue will do to a mind deprived of oxygen since birth.



Christ almighty, is there no publicly funded institution in all of Canada capable of protecting you from  yourself? Surely it is only a matter of time before you attempt to insert your keyboard sideways into your mouth whole.



Listen Danny Duck call, this is not the online version of a swamp favela where you can simply say Quack Quack and wind up on some 12 year olds buddy list.  If you're going to attempt to flame me at least do so once you've obtained a commanding grasp of the English language because the types frenetic gibberish which scores you "likes" & "omgs" on Pokemon forums isn't going to quite cut it on a message board visited by persons over the age of 13.

Anonymous

Oh fuck. Fat Danny got smacked into another zipcode  ac_toofunny

Anonymous

These guys from Brawl-hall were supposed to be the cream of the crop flamers and here they are getting mauled like kittens in a dog kennel



Somebody rescue them already!

Berry Sweet


cc

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Wtf? Where are you posters from?

Somalia?
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "cc"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Wtf? Where are you posters from?

Somalia?


Lol, I meant what other forum...they make no sense.

Biggie Smiles

SpazzSquash a.k.a fat Danny does have a difficult time with words. They are new to him. Cut him some slack

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bobba Fat"These guys from Brawl-hall were supposed to be the cream of the crop flamers and here they are getting mauled like kittens in a dog kennel



Somebody rescue them already!

I saw BH. The BH crowd were a bunch of blowhards. I include Bricktop in this too. He was one of the better flamers for sure, but like the rest of them, he thought he was better than he actually was.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Bobba Fat"These guys from Brawl-hall were supposed to be the cream of the crop flamers and here they are getting mauled like kittens in a dog kennel



Somebody rescue them already!

I saw BH. The BH crowd were a bunch of blowhards. I include Bricktop in this too. He was one of the better flamers for sure, but like the rest of them, he thought he was better than he actually was.

I registered at SG, but I haven't posted yet. What I notice about flame forums is that's all about the poster and not the post itself. This is the exact opposite reason why I post on forums.

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