MitM- Triggered Edition!! Call-out?

[Biggie Smiles]

Can I phone a friend?

[Anonymous]

There's two that will tell you whatever it is you wanna hear ....m

[Biggie Smiles]

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[Dove]

I see why he needs to wait until the tenth.



He wants to "pre write" and probably go hit people up for insults lol.



Makes sense.



 It like he actually thinks he is a star on some stadium and there are gonna be all these crowds and shit.



 Its like....ten people tops. That's being generous.



 Mr. Fucking Internet superstar here thinks this is a fucking JOB or something.



 Hey yo Poof.... maybe if you realized the fate of the internet actually doesnt rest on how you "look", you would having as much fun as Joo and I.



 Just pretend this shit isnt your life for a few days and you should be good.



 That whole e rep thing has GOT to suck  

[Anonymous]

Hey dummy, I've forgotten more funny shit then you have ever clicked send on.



How many halberds have been pounded out on that foreanvil of yours?

[Dove]

Right lol



 How weak and desperate do you gotta be to doxx fucking TWAP? And with a family members obituary?



 And Bone too.



 All freaked out how you "look" lol. You are so fucking easy.



 Maybe try remembering the funny shit long enough to post it because the spaz testing IS funny. ....just not the way you seem to think it is.



 You keep bringing prewriting, wanting to push it to the fucking 10th.



 Deeerrr wonder why? Lol.

[Dove]

This guy could sure work a delusion like a street corner



Trll me moar.  ac_toofunny

 It's like you wanna feel bad for the dumb motherfucker.



 He has no fucking clue how fucking stupid he looks and he is the only one giving a fuck about that. Lol.

[Anonymous]

So.....2?



Were they right out the furnace?

[Dove]

How many reanimated roach corpses have crawled outta that bathroom to die with dignity?



 Lulz

[Biggie Smiles]

How many reanimated roach corpses have crawled outta that bathroom to die with dignity?



 Lulz

ac_lmfao



you fucker

[Anonymous]

Did you ever pluck that big grey hair coming out your left ear yet?



That one time you were sleeping I sneezed and air snot launched and landed on it so I used your hair to replicate the sands of Iwo Jima to near perfection.

 You'd of loved it

[Biggie Smiles]

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[Dove]

I mean.....I told you guys he was a fucking slob, as gross as that is I'm not really shocked.



 What a gross entitled motherfucker. Blowing noses on curtains.

 

 This is why they tell you not to bring raccoons in the house.

[Dove]

Got damn can you just see this fucker in a year if I had kept it?



 He would be fucking hunchbacking all over my house wiping boogers on shit and following my daughters friends around with his sweat pants on.



 "Hey little girl.....ever meet a forum icon*snortblows nose on his arms and twitches* I got a pretty hot podcast baby....whatcho you be my arm candy. You can have the clean arm even, dont say I never gave ya nothing. I sold 8 whole mugs, you would wont meet anyone who has ever done that"



 Lmao

[Anonymous]

Damn.



Wednesday is going to be brutal



I can see why he doesn't want to show up