The Flametown Banquet

[Anonymous]

As I walked up to the bar with a half a cigarette between my fingers, burning, burning upon the dead ash on my coffin nails, I let out a brisk cough that forces the lovely ladies in the back row who paid for the cheapest seats to stare in wonder.



"Barkeep, I need at least three fingers of the cheapest whisky you have, and let's try to find something with a little glass ring handle, I need to take it with me"



I walk to the front of the tables, standing in front of the crowd.



"Ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms loosely. Flametown is dead. It died the second Brawl Hall ceased to breathe and I lost my lime green font. Look at yourself, and the person next to you, what are you doing here? Where are you going? Have you not wasted enough time on these forums that could have been used, shall I say, a little more productive?



Over there, ATVile, he is in a band with local appeal. In front of me is Evil Blood, who has become a farmer of goats instead of goatses. InYouEye, lovely name, works in an animation branch at Disney. Even King Martini, is a talk show host on a local internet radio station.



They have all left. Why are you all still here?



Before I could finish, a shooting pain entered my brain like a bolt of lightening. I remember reaching for the heavens before everything went black.



I woke up in the gutter, on the corner of Blue Cashew and Stomping-groundz.



House of spam-



Open your eyes

[caskur]

Flame Town awoke when two Internet losers started bumping uglies on a dirty sheetless mattress and a new scandal happened upon us.



It beats going to Perth's casino watching the poor people look for spent cigarettes on the ground.



For real. People in my city look for ciggies on the ground.

[Anonymous]

Flame Town awoke when two Internet losers started bumping uglies on a dirty sheetless mattress and a new scandal happened upon us.



It beats going to Perth's casino watching the poor people look for spent cigarettes on the ground.



For real. People in my city look for ciggies on the ground.

The Indians in Winnipeg like cigarette butts on the ground. They drink hand sanitizer too.

[caskur]

Flame Town awoke when two Internet losers started bumping uglies on a dirty sheetless mattress and a new scandal happened upon us.



It beats going to Perth's casino watching the poor people look for spent cigarettes on the ground.



For real. People in my city look for ciggies on the ground.

The Indians in Winnipeg like cigarette butts on the ground. They drink hand sanitizer too.

Yes... it's funny how the indigenous like doing stuff like that and are tough enough to survive.



The mind boggles.

[Anonymous]

Flame Town awoke when two Internet losers started bumping uglies on a dirty sheetless mattress and a new scandal happened upon us.



It beats going to Perth's casino watching the poor people look for spent cigarettes on the ground.



For real. People in my city look for ciggies on the ground.

The Indians in Winnipeg like cigarette butts on the ground. They drink hand sanitizer too.

Yes... it's funny how the indigenous like doing stuff like that and are tough enough to survive.



The mind boggles.

Indians have shorter lifespans.

[caskur]

But they breed like flies.

[Anonymous]

As I walked up to the bar with a half a cigarette between my fingers, burning, burning upon the dead ash on my coffin nails, I let out a brisk cough that forces the lovely ladies in the back row who paid for the cheapest seats to stare in wonder.



"Barkeep, I need at least three fingers of the cheapest whisky you have, and let's try to find something with a little glass ring handle, I need to take it with me"



I walk to the front of the tables, standing in front of the crowd.



"Ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms loosely. Flametown is dead. It died the second Brawl Hall ceased to breathe and I lost my lime green font. Look at yourself, and the person next to you, what are you doing here? Where are you going? Have you not wasted enough time on these forums that could have been used, shall I say, a little more productive?



Over there, ATVile, he is in a band with local appeal. In front of me is Evil Blood, who has become a farmer of goats instead of goatses. InYouEye, lovely name, works in an animation branch at Disney. Even King Martini, is a talk show host on a local internet radio station.



They have all left. Why are you all still here?



Before I could finish, a shooting pain entered my brain like a bolt of lightening. I remember reaching for the heavens before everything went black.



I woke up in the gutter, on the corner of Blue Cashew and Stomping-groundz.



House of spam-



Open your eyes

I never saw flametown at it's peak.

[Dove]

There is a Flametown?

[Anonymous]

There is a Flametown?

I thought it referred to TRF, BH, CO, TV, and perhaps some others I missed.

[Dove]

TV, Troll Valhalla...was not a flame board. It was a board for trolls. That's where me, Joo and Murd are from.



Cosmic outpost was a sort of neutral board where trolls, idiots and flamers mingled. What BC is to SG is kind of what CO was to TV.



BH was a cesspit of porn and harrassment.



Third rail was kinda just the last board standing so people from all of the above would post there is they wanted to.

[Anonymous]

TV, Troll Valhalla...was not a flame board. It was a board for trolls. That's where me, Joo and Murd are from.



Cosmic outpost was a sort of neutral board where trolls, idiots and flamers mingled. What BC is to SG is kind of what CO was to TV.



BH was a cesspit of porn and harrassment.



Third rail was kinda just the last board standing so people from all of the above would post there is they wanted to.

So TV was like SG.

[Trump’s Niece]

TV, Troll Valhalla...was not a flame board. It was a board for trolls. That's where me, Joo and Murd are from.



Cosmic outpost was a sort of neutral board where trolls, idiots and flamers mingled. What BC is to SG is kind of what CO was to TV.



BH was a cesspit of porn and harrassment.



Third rail was kinda just the last board standing so people from all of the above would post there is they wanted to.

So TV was like SG.

NO lol

[caskur]

There is a Flametown?

I thought it referred to TRF, BH, CO, TV, and perhaps some others I missed.

She's Johnny-come-lately and doesn't know anything except changing diapers.



Flame Town was indeed all that plus a few more, ie Flame Champs, TDT, Flame4$, Ootikopf.

[Anonymous]

I must've misunderstood what Dove meant.

[Dove]

I've been on the boards since 2007.



I just did not register at boards where people were stalking posters.



 I joined TV and then Joos first board, DO.



 Cascur hung out on flame boards until I met her, and Flea, on CO in like 08 or 09. She(Cascur) thinks I'm a "come lately" because I was not on flame boards or intetested in them.  The flame board people really over glorify it. (Not Flea)



 Flea hates TV, I have no clue why lol. Cascur was not a Valhallan, and TV was NOT "Flame town" nor was CO.