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Where does King Martini rank?

Started by Anonymous, February 12, 2020, 10:24:47 AM

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents

Blurt

I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?
Aimin\' to misbehave.

caskur

Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?


Dishwashers earn 100,000 in our mining areas.



You should be so lucky.



And KM is a bar tender....



hth



 :empathy:
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Dove

Quote from: "Shen Li"Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?

 

 Gross, isnt it?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents




 Dramatic, much?



 Translation: "if you bust me in my constant lies, you are a stalker".  Lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?

Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..



But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.

Frood

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blurt"I thought Martini was a dishwasher. Isn't he a dishwasher?



Or am I thinking of Scouse in a rubber apron?

Seamajor used to post that SCOUSE is a dishwasher over and over again..



But, now that they're allies against Biggie, DD, Shen, Herman and myself he doesn't do that anymore.


They probably worked out that one of them washes pans and the other has to shit in a ceramic one placed under his bed...



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Blahhhhhh...

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I just threw the most awful fart



Its a god damned wall bender  acc_angry


Alriiiight!  :punk:



I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.



I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I just threw the most awful fart



Its a god damned wall bender  acc_angry


Alriiiight!  :punk:



I love a good fart! I'm all about the sound tho...my farts dont smell tho.



I like the occasional high pitched ones sometimes by lucky chance..like, weeeeeeeee...uuerrrppp.

You can spot a good fart post ten time zones away. :laugh3:

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Blurt

For some reason, I'm thinking of that scene in The Matrix when Neo gets up off the floor in the hallway of that apartment building after being shot repeatedly in the chest at point blank range. Eyes closed, head tilted down, he flexes his muscles and then lets a wall-bender rip before opening his eyes to glare at Agent Smith and his goons.



Now that was a red pill fart.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

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