Where does King Martini rank?

[Anonymous]

I have been following this drama since last year, and have decided to do a thesis for my forwarding education about this person, King Martini, who is the most charismatic, yet polarizing person in this community.



I have listened to his podcasts, he is rather funny and likeable. Yet he can command, and at times, demand anger and hatred just by mentioning his name alone.



Members here bring up Sum Cun'T and Evil Blood in the same magnitude. Is King Martini worse then they are/were?

[Biggie Smiles]

I just threw the most awful fart



Its a god damned wall bender  acc_angry

[Dove]

Its like.....you could have replaced those names with Hilter, Mussolini and Moa and nothing else would have needed to change.



 And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history



 Lulz.

[realgrimm]

[Biggie Smiles]

Its like.....you could have replaced those names with Hilter, Mussolini and Moa and nothing else would have needed to change.



 And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history



 Lulz.

I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.

[Dove]

Its like.....you could have replaced those names with Hilter, Mussolini and Moa and nothing else would have needed to change.



 And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history



 Lulz.

I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.

 They were funny and only a danger to themselves tho lol

[Anonymous]

I have been following this drama since last year, and have decided to do a thesis for my forwarding education about this person, King Martini, who is the most charismatic, yet polarizing person in this community.



I have listened to his podcasts, he is rather funny and likeable. Yet he can command, and at times, demand anger and hatred just by mentioning his name alone.



Members here bring up Sum Cun'T and Evil Blood in the same magnitude. Is King Martini worse then they are/were?

Good for you for not giving up on education. I hope you get your GED some day.

[Biggie Smiles]

What is  "forwarding education" by the way?

[Anonymous]

What is  "forwarding education" by the way?

His way of saying grade nine English that he flunked three times.

[Biggie Smiles]

What is  "forwarding education" by the way?

His way of saying grade nine English that he flunked three times.

That's what I thought. You'd think the perils of his economic well being would motivate him to seek some form of "remedial education" or at the very least "return to any form of education"



But no.



Worrying about what over-bloated self proclaimed ""icons"" who couldn't trade their status in for a wet noodle at a Hunan grocery think of him and where his particular putrid odor ranks in comparison to theirs seems far more important.



What a bunch of fucking morons.

[Anonymous]

I'm glad to see he has priorities in order.

[Biggie Smiles]

I know right?



A musical.



Maybe he can opera in his high pitched voice about how he ran from our callout and forgot to scoop up Sum Casket off the pavement as he dashed the fuck outta dodge to the safety of some Fortnite barracks



Should make for a hit piece with the fucking cat trying to meow in the background

[Anonymous]

I'm glad to see in he has his priorities in order.

I'm not surprised to see my name still being mentioned. It's almost as if my escapades are far more sensational and interesting than the entire lives of the poor, hapless fools who squeal them.

[Anonymous]

Its like.....you could have replaced those names with Hilter, Mussolini and Moa and nothing else would have needed to change.



 And these jack asses will feel all iconic and shit being compared to such popular people of history



 Lulz.

I'd have gone with Moe Larry and Curly myself. But hey, whatever.

 They were funny and the only danger to themselves tho lol

Fixed for accuracy. And I'm claiming dibs on being Mussolini, partly because I'm not a socialist or a greenie like Hitler was, but mostly because I prefer pasta to sauerkraut.

[Dove]

Case in point lol.