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Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Elizabeth Warren"
Are you a Bernie or Buttplug supporter.

You had a disappointing showing in New Hampshire....shouldn't you be campaigning in Nevada.


She should be making me a sammich.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Miss Ogyny"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Elizabeth Warren"
Are you a Bernie or Buttplug supporter.

You had a disappointing showing in New Hampshire....shouldn't you be campaigning in Nevada.


She should be making me a sammich.

That's toxic.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"


 Is this guy calling me a socailist?  ac_toofunny




That's like the most insulting thing he's said to either of us. Like ever.





Cunt?



You should apologize. There are limits to this game we play. And this was all fine and fun when you were saying my testicles shriveled up into my moob area and that I am forced to fuck with a prosthetic Popsicle stick tied to a bushel of pubic hair after decades of steroid abuse and that I pushed a broom in some washed up datacenter somewhere for 21 cents an hour.



But now you're digging deep into your man purse of nasty vileness to pull out stuff like this? Calling me a socialist?



What is next in your limitless array of nasty afoul mean girl madness? Saying I will vote for Elizabeth Warren? You fuck!@



You pig of a man.



Say sorry.



Or we cannot be friends anymore  ac_beating


 I'm not even sure I wanna play anymore. That was really hurtful and uncalled for.  



 Guys.....I think....I might be... net dying. Joo! Hold me!




Dear, tell me about it. I've spent the last two hours popping fish oils & soaking in Epson salt thinking about it all.



You know, flash-backing to the good ole days. When I could eagerly hit the login button at the blue cashew and be treated to 30,000 word essays disclosing in minute detail his intimate feelings of disinterest towards me. letting me know with nearly every adjective common to the English language that I simply lacked the talent required to inspire a response worthy of the storied & fabled titans of an age undreamed of!



Assuring me that no matter how many times he replied and no matter how many thesauruses were fondled in the construction his posts never would I be worthy enough to behold, with my own mortal eyes, the glory of cold steal colliding during fierce and heated combat with a true icon who has descended to us from the clouds up above. From an era when giants fought and the earth stood still.



And yet, through it all, I remained confident he and I shared a bond. An unbreakable union. We were titans. Gladiators if I may be so bold. He and I. Opposed like Ying and Yang yet disciplined to the ways of the force.



But then he goes and does this.



He blurts out the dreaded "S" word and all my dreams and aspirations jousting with such an immense figure in this game come collapsing down around me like a house of cards struck by a gust of wind.



It's heinous. It's uncalled for and down right beneath all of us.



I have lost the will to live.



If he does not apologize within 72 and one half hours I am going to journey to a place far far away and hang myself from a shoe string

Frood

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"


 Is this guy calling me a socailist?  ac_toofunny




That's like the most insulting thing he's said to either of us. Like ever.





Cunt?



You should apologize. There are limits to this game we play. And this was all fine and fun when you were saying my testicles shriveled up into my moob area and that I am forced to fuck with a prosthetic Popsicle stick tied to a bushel of pubic hair after decades of steroid abuse and that I pushed a broom in some washed up datacenter somewhere for 21 cents an hour.



But now you're digging deep into your man purse of nasty vileness to pull out stuff like this? Calling me a socialist?



What is next in your limitless array of nasty afoul mean girl madness? Saying I will vote for Elizabeth Warren? You fuck!@



You pig of a man.



Say sorry.



Or we cannot be friends anymore  ac_beating


 I'm not even sure I wanna play anymore. That was really hurtful and uncalled for.  



 Guys.....I think....I might be... net dying. Joo! Hold me!


If he does not apologize within 72 and one half hours I am going to journey to a place far far away and hang myself from a shoe string


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Blahhhhhh...

Dove

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

"Reality check. Poofer is in the trunk of this car, and he is NET DEAD. That is a sad, FUCKED UP thing. But you, are gonna walk into BC, and strut your shit like everything is peachy, FUCKING keen. Got it? Murd?"



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Lulz. Iconic.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles


Dove

Murdy: Hey!

Dovey: Why were you talking to Pooftard?

Murdy: I don't know, I mean, he is so weird, he just came up to me and started talking to me about meth .

Dovey: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Pooftard. We hooked up last summer. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in August I started hanging out with my ex boyfriend, Joo, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Florida, and Pooftard was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Joo, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-troll BG party, I was like "Pooftard, I can't invite you because I think you're a psycho". I mean, I couldn't have a sheetless psycho with a half dead cat at my party. There were gonna be trolls there in their clean clothes,  I mean, right? He was a slob. So then he called my job and started complaining about me, it was so retarded. And then he went net dead because no one would talk to him, and he came back to the BC as a guest, all of his hair was shaved off and he totally matched his mangy cat, and now I guess he's on meth.



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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

cc

#38
Seems some of you people actual meet and hook up with internet friends in real life???



I find that stunningly stupid / extremely dangerous



Good luck - You are playing Russian Roulette with your physical lives ..



If it only hurts your emotional lives, don't bitch - You got off really easy
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Dove

Quote from: "cc"Seems some of you people actual meet and hook up with internet friends in real life???



I find that stunningly stupid / extremely dangerous



Good luck - You are playing Russian Roulette with your physical (much less emotional) lives


 So basically the same risk as meeting someone organically. Got it.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: "cc"Seems some of you people actual meet and hook up with internet friends in real life???



I find that stunningly stupid / extremely dangerous



Good luck - You are playing Russian Roulette with your physical (much less emotional) lives

Hear hear cc.

 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:

cc

#41
QuoteSo basically the same risk as meeting someone organically. Got it.
No you don't. Reply makes zero sense
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Dove

Because no one has ever met a pathological liar, psycho, or abuser offline.



 Like, that never happens. Before online dating you like NEVER heard of abusive relationship or date rape or anything bad happening.



 I see the point.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

I bet Lacy met Scott Peterson on the internet.



 Or Tina and Ike, totally met on a forum
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

cc

Typical internet non-response



Good luck - try to stay alive



cc out
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

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