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[Anonymous]

Horrible... how did you cope?

 Dark sarcasm lol



 And she makes really good French toast.

I had to call my parents to come out of the closet after that birthday party...



but lezzzzz be honest... the salmon sammich was your favorite... I could tell the way you face planted into it... like you were on death row and it was your last meal  ac_wub

[Frood]

Would have been like extras from the Wizard of Oz having a midget cheese smorgasbord...

[Anonymous]

Hi Cunt. I'm waiting for you all wet and wild over here.



Push me baby.

[Anonymous]

Hi Cunt. I'm waiting for you all wet and wild over here.



Push me baby.

U R sooooo pathetic.

[Anonymous]

Would have been like extras from the Wizard of Oz having a midget cheese smorgasbord...

I was too lit on the dirty pirate hooker juice to notice the lovely charcuterie board she set out... but I woke up with a piece of salami stuck to my forehead and an olive and pickled cauliflower fell out of my disheveled bra that following morning.



I make the BEST biscuits and gravy when I'm hung over  ac_wub

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

They changed your handle?

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

I was Archie Bunker until you got your jollies and changed it to Princess or some goofy shit like that.

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

I was Archie Bunker until you got your jollies and changed it to Princess or some goofy shit like that.

Why would anyone want to post at MMP in the first place?? Sea Dunce's obsessive repetitiveness, or that effeminate douche's fractals. Perhaps Murdy's inability to get over being banned from SG does it for the masses.



It's a cold day today. I'd rather watch the frost build on the windows than post there.

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

I was Archie Bunker until you got your jollies and changed it to Princess or some goofy shit like that.

Why would anyone want to post at MMP in the first place?? Sea Dunce's obsessive repetitiveness, or that effeminate douche's fractals. Perhaps Murdy's inability to get over being banned from SG does it for the masses.



It's a cold day today. I'd rather watch the frost build on the windows than post there.

That's why they have trouble retaining new posters.

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

I was Archie Bunker until you got your jollies and changed it to Princess or some goofy shit like that.

Why would anyone want to post at MMP in the first place?? Sea Dunce's obsessive repetitiveness, or that effeminate douche's fractals. Perhaps Murdy's inability to get over being banned from SG does it for the masses.



It's a cold day today. I'd rather watch the frost build on the windows than post there.

That's why they have trouble retaining new posters.

Changing handles doesn't help their forum's fortunes much either. I believe Murdy wants traffic, but the three other dickheads there do not.

[Anonymous]

I am done with Murdy's board. Changing my handle was the last straw.

I didn't even realize you were there...

I was Archie Bunker until you got your jollies and changed it to Princess or some goofy shit like that.

Why would anyone want to post at MMP in the first place?? Sea Dunce's obsessive repetitiveness, or that effeminate douche's fractals. Perhaps Murdy's inability to get over being banned from SG does it for the masses.



It's a cold day today. I'd rather watch the frost build on the windows than post there.

That's why they have trouble retaining new posters.

Look at the three admins that forum has.



The three biggest lunkheads posting in this community under one roof. None of which have a clue how to keep their forum fresh and interesting.



MMP failed because nobody is buying their bullshit. They're better off using SG as their success story since Flea and Martini were the ones driving that place into the forum it is today.

[Anonymous]

MMP is the worst forum around. Most people that followed Murdock to MMP have returned to SG. I spent 5 mins there and that was 4 and a half minutes too many.

[Anonymous]

That Fractal dude they have at MMP is creepy as hell.