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Single or Lobo?

Started by Anonymous, February 21, 2020, 04:45:56 AM

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Anonymous

I'll be honest...  I think I was better off with a female around (even though that female companion was about as useless as they come).

Anonymous

Meant to state attached or Lobo, but can't edit my OP...

caskur

Quote from: "Mel"I'll be honest...  I think I was better off with a female around (even though that female companion was about as useless as they come).




Just leave the girls alone... At your age in life, you don't need liabilities.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mel"I'll be honest...  I think I was better off with a female around (even though that female companion was about as useless as they come).

Only you know if you should remain single or seek a girlfriend.

Trump’s Niece

You need to learn to be happy being alone and most important, love yourself. You can't love someone else until you do
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caskur

Quote from: "Erica Mena"You need to learn to be happy being alone and most important, love yourself. You can't love someone else until you do


Or more importantly, be attractive to the opposite sex. And while he is a pisshead, no woman will want him except perhaps another pisshead.



 ac_drinks
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Odinson

Quote from: "Erica Mena"You need to learn to be happy being alone and most important, love yourself. You can't love someone else until you do


Is that some kind of a mexican proverb?

Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Erica Mena"You need to learn to be happy being alone and most important, love yourself. You can't love someone else until you do


Or more importantly, be attractive to the opposite sex. And while he is a pisshead, no woman will want him except perhaps another pisshead.



 ac_drinks

Mel can't get it up even if he could get a woman.

Anonymous

Mel is worthless to anyone else until he gets his shit together and that ain't happening anytime soon.



He loves crying on forums almost as much as he loves his emptying bottles of rot gut swill. It's his life, his God and his chosen social occupation. The scary part is that he owns firearms. They should be confisgated before you Kanucks end up reading about his sticky end on some podunk BC police blotter.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Hong Kong Dong"Mel is worthless to anyone else until he gets his shit together and that ain't happening anytime soon.



He loves crying on forums almost as much as he loves his emptying bottles of rot gut swill. It's his life, his God and his chosen social occupation. The scary part is that he owns firearms. They should be confisgated before you Kanucks end up reading about his sticky end on some podunk BC police blotter.

I agree Flynn, that does raise alarms.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
I agree Flynn, that does raise alarms.

Don't be scared...  I always separate business from pleasure!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"Mel can't get it up even if he could get a woman.

I think it's low Testosterone levels, to be quite honest...

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Guest"Mel can't get it up even if he could get a woman.

I think it's low Testosterone levels, to be quite honest...


Actually, it's from drinking.  Especially consuming booze in large amounts.  Keeps your pee pee nice and soft.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Actually, it's from drinking.  Especially consuming booze in large amounts.  Keeps your pee pee nice and soft.

Possibly...



But I still think it's Testosterone...



I often wake up in the middle of the night with a rock hard, powerfully erect six inch long dick!



Rock fucking hard, in the middle of the night, but why doesn't it work as well during waking hours?



Fuck if I know!

caskur

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Guest"Mel can't get it up even if he could get a woman.

I think it's low Testosterone levels, to be quite honest...


Actually, it's from drinking.  Especially consuming booze in large amounts.  Keeps your pee pee nice and soft.


in Oz it is called brewers droop.



But smoking causes men more problems.
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- Andy Warhol

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