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Why are the little girls scared?

Started by Biggie Smiles, March 01, 2020, 10:56:35 AM

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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"When Joo says "injection attacks", Moidtini wants everyones pants off.



 Careful Joo.



 He will call your job.


   





It's all starting to make sense. Cunt's  SQL injection & SpongeTini Faggot Pants wanting all the guys stripped from the waste down.



They're prepping for a lemon party



I mean, with all the time Cunty spends thinking about my cock what else could it be


 You know that picture of me and you at Kalahari that your mom took?



 He did kinda linger on it for an uncomfortable amount of time.



 I assumed it was because I was super sexy on that trip.



 I think I assumed wrong  :ohmy:


Would it not be disturbing to learn that as they are engaged in a moment of 69 man lust passion the words "NO JOO" are racing through their minds as they greedily slobber each other's knobs with glee?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"When Dove and Joo are rubbing one out to the FT crew, do they each select one admin name to moan or do they intersperse both names until they female ejaculate as one?



 ac_dunno

Says the dude^^ who made a podcast about Bricktops/Rotwangs nutsack.

They're all the same..

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"When Dove and Joo are rubbing one out to the FT crew, do they each select one admin name to moan or do they intersperse both names until they female ejaculate as one?



 ac_dunno


 Are you kink shaming us?  :sdfjh(2):
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

KM says he will not do a match with non flamers because it's a waste of time for him to beat down non flamers.



I have a question though. Didn't Biggie Smiles beat the piss out of KM in two callouts already?  :pop:

Anonymous

Well, I believe in the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the posts of Dovey are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing shit posting. I believe in the sweet spot, the G spot,  soft-core pornography,  I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses from my 20 year old girlfriend.



Good day.

Biggie Smiles

I believe that any male over the age of 12 should know women do not pee out of their clits.

caskur

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Has mommy cautioned them to play with themselves on the front lawn and venture no further?



Will the big bad forum monsters eat their tiny brains and tear their pencil limbs apart if they dare to venture out of the safe spaces?



And, while we are on the topic of safe spaces, what is with being unable to dump the old mysql database into a .sql file and import it into the new installation? I mean really? Asking all previous members to re-register new accounts and marveling at a 200 post milestone? I nearly fell over in laughter when my minions informed me of such brazen incompetence.



Watching you tool chests fumble over a simple LAMP installation is like watching Fred Flinstone and Barney rubble trying to construct a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel.



You people are an embarrassment to the intelligence whatever monkeys evolved into your parents in a cave at the bottom of the earth somewhere.



This is not a hard task you know. Any person with so much as a cursory competency in server administration can perform such trivial duties. After all, I do recall the same person who is now too stupid to reconnect a previous database with a new installation saying they were competent enough to extract tell tale signs of "sql injection" attacks from their log files.



You morons need to place a nail gun at either ends of your cone head, pull the trigger and then attach the heads to a set of jumper cables to restart your malfunctioning shit-for-brains I swear.



Lord have mercy if I'd ever surround myself with such gross & drooling incompetence by registering at such a shit hole. Even if I were not IP banned for hurting the admin's feelz.


Here is a concept that may have escaped you...



NOBODY CARES.



Just sayin'.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Dove

Quote from: "Guest"Well, I believe in the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the posts of Dovey are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing shit posting. I believe in the sweet spot, the G spot,  soft-core pornography,  I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses from my 20 year old girlfriend.



Good day.


 You just gonna keep subtracting 4 years from your groomed victims until you get a prison sentence?  Speaking of grooming.



 "Dovey is, without a shadow of a doubt, a peice of ass. Who wouldn't gloat about banging her? To look as good as she does, at her old age, is abnormal.

She's in her late 30s and looks like shes in her mid 20s. Her beauty is timeless"  ~ Moidtini



 It's sad these young women are getting sexually disappointed this early(pretending it's not obvious bullshit, of course).  Since Joo, I saw being with an older man as a guaranteed way to get really good orgasms.  By 47 you should know what clits do.



 Now I know, it was just Joo.  :thumbup:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Has mommy cautioned them to play with themselves on the front lawn and venture no further?



Will the big bad forum monsters eat their tiny brains and tear their pencil limbs apart if they dare to venture out of the safe spaces?



And, while we are on the topic of safe spaces, what is with being unable to dump the old mysql database into a .sql file and import it into the new installation? I mean really? Asking all previous members to re-register new accounts and marveling at a 200 post milestone? I nearly fell over in laughter when my minions informed me of such brazen incompetence.



Watching you tool chests fumble over a simple LAMP installation is like watching Fred Flinstone and Barney rubble trying to construct a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel.



You people are an embarrassment to the intelligence whatever monkeys evolved into your parents in a cave at the bottom of the earth somewhere.



This is not a hard task you know. Any person with so much as a cursory competency in server administration can perform such trivial duties. After all, I do recall the same person who is now too stupid to reconnect a previous database with a new installation saying they were competent enough to extract tell tale signs of "sql injection" attacks from their log files.



You morons need to place a nail gun at either ends of your cone head, pull the trigger and then attach the heads to a set of jumper cables to restart your malfunctioning shit-for-brains I swear.



Lord have mercy if I'd ever surround myself with such gross & drooling incompetence by registering at such a shit hole. Even if I were not IP banned for hurting the admin's feelz.


Here is a concept that may have escaped you...



NOBODY CARES.



Just sayin'.


you cared enough to come slithering out of a swamp to bang out your worthless crap on a keyboard with your hardened nose hairs you mentally disabled sweat-hog

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Guest"Well, I believe in the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the posts of Dovey are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing shit posting. I believe in the sweet spot, the G spot,  soft-core pornography,  I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses from my 20 year old girlfriend.



Good day.


 You just gonna keep subtracting 4 years from your groomed victims until you get a prison sentence?  Speaking of grooming.



 "Dovey is, without a shadow of a doubt, a peice of ass. Who wouldn't gloat about banging her? To look as good as she does, at her old age, is abnormal.

She's in her late 30s and looks like shes in her mid 20s. Her beauty is timeless"  ~ Moidtini



 It's sad these young women are getting sexually disappointed this early(pretending it's not obvious bullshit, of course).  Since Joo, I saw being with an older man as a guaranteed way to get really good orgasms.  By 47 you should know what clits do.



 Now I know, it was just Joo.  :thumbup:




That's the most popular quote from Bull Durham



 ac_toofunny

Dove

Quote from: "Flame Truth News"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Guest"Well, I believe in the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the posts of Dovey are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing shit posting. I believe in the sweet spot, the G spot,  soft-core pornography,  I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses from my 20 year old girlfriend.



Good day.


 You just gonna keep subtracting 4 years from your groomed victims until you get a prison sentence?  Speaking of grooming.



 "Dovey is, without a shadow of a doubt, a peice of ass. Who wouldn't gloat about banging her? To look as good as she does, at her old age, is abnormal.

She's in her late 30s and looks like shes in her mid 20s. Her beauty is timeless"  ~ Moidtini



 It's sad these young women are getting sexually disappointed this early(pretending it's not obvious bullshit, of course).  Since Joo, I saw being with an older man as a guaranteed way to get really good orgasms.  By 47 you should know what clits do.



 Now I know, it was just Joo.  :thumbup:




That's the most popular quote from Bull Durham



 ac_toofunny


 So......you are saying he says nothing unique?



  ac_umm



 Post the scene. It changes nothing! Lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Maybe I should start watching more movies and reading less if I'm gonna be dealing with Foxy posting movie quotes lmao.



  Fox, I do not watch gangster movies, or Bull Durham. But I can quote the entire Army of Darkness.



 At least hit my genre? The only moid in this community who rants about banging young girls is Poofer. That was totally reasonable.



 Fucking troll lol.



 Will go tell those manginas to unban Joo and let us in so we can learn from the icons?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Looking at KM's FT avatar, he really put on weight huh?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"Murdy had to register all over again

At flametruth?

Dove

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"Murdy had to register all over again

At flametruth?

 

 Yus.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

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