Why are the little girls scared?

[Biggie Smiles]

Has mommy cautioned them to play with themselves on the front lawn and venture no further?



Will the big bad forum monsters eat their tiny brains and tear their pencil limbs apart if they dare to venture out of the safe spaces?



And, while we are on the topic of safe spaces, what is with being unable to dump the old mysql database into a .sql file and import it into the new installation? I mean really? Asking all previous members to re-register new accounts and marveling at a 200 post milestone? I nearly fell over in laughter when my minions informed me of such brazen incompetence.



Watching you tool chests fumble over a simple LAMP installation is like watching Fred Flinstone and Barney rubble trying to construct a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel.



You people are an embarrassment to the intelligence whatever monkeys evolved into your parents in a cave at the bottom of the earth somewhere.



This is not a hard task you know. Any person with so much as a cursory competency in server administration can perform such trivial duties. After all, I do recall the same person who is now too stupid to reconnect a previous database with a new installation saying they were competent enough to extract tell tale signs of "sql injection" attacks from their log files.



You morons need to place a nail gun at either ends of your cone head, pull the trigger and then attach the heads to a set of jumper cables to restart your malfunctioning shit-for-brains I swear.



Lord have mercy if I'd ever surround myself with such gross & drooling incompetence by registering at such a shit hole. Even if I were not IP banned for hurting the admin's feelz.

[Dove]

I had to re register. Murd just signed right in.



 No clue if theyll approve me.





 Come on guis.....I'm just a random internet THOT with a worn out vag. It's not like I can do any....damage.



  :001_rolleyes:

[Anonymous]

Sum Bum is busy at church robbing the donation plates.

[Anonymous]

Murdy had to register all over again

[Anonymous]

Sum Bum picking out his lunch:

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[Anonymous]

The dangers Sum Bum faces daily:

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[Dove]

Sum Bum is busy at church robbing the donation plates.

  ac_lmfao

[Biggie Smiles]

Murdy had to register all over again

You are correct. Because the inept shit for brains junkie ghoul who runs the place has no idea how to import anything that is not administered via an insulin needle. And thus, the best his elementary skill level could muster was to reinstall from scratch and tell everyone to re-register.



What a clusterfuck of freakish ineptitude.

[Dove]

Is anyone gonna be at Flametowns funeral besides the corpses?

[Anonymous]

Is anyone gonna be at Flametowns funeral besides the corpses?

RaspVitty will preside at the wake. Fox will try to raise them, again.

[Biggie Smiles]

Stick to ravaging your veins with sharp objects that leave you nodding out on a street corner you hybrid Peewee-harmen -- grendel looking she gimp with a sundress on.



Running websites is not your thing.



Especially when you have to rant on for 4 whole months about sql injection attacks but then display your brazen incompetence when tasked with doing anything that involves a database.

[Dove]

When Joo says "injection attacks", Moidtini wants everyones pants off.



 Careful Joo.



 He will call your job.

[Biggie Smiles]

When Joo says "injection attacks", Moidtini wants everyones pants off.



 Careful Joo.



 He will call your job.

It's all starting to make sense. Cunt's  SQL injection & SpongeTini Faggot Pants wanting all the guys stripped from the waste down.



They're prepping for a lemon party



I mean, with all the time Cunty spends thinking about my cock what else could it be

[Dove]

When Joo says "injection attacks", Moidtini wants everyones pants off.



 Careful Joo.



 He will call your job.

   





It's all starting to make sense. Cunt's  SQL injection & SpongeTini Faggot Pants wanting all the guys stripped from the waste down.



They're prepping for a lemon party



I mean, with all the time Cunty spends thinking about my cock what else could it be

 You know that picture of me and you at Kalahari that your mom took?



 He did kinda linger on it for an uncomfortable amount of time.



 I assumed it was because I was super sexy on that trip.



 I think I assumed wrong  

[Frood]

When Dove and Joo are rubbing one out to the FT crew, do they each select one admin name to moan or do they intersperse both names until they female ejaculate as one?



 ac_dunno