Why are the little girls scared?

[Dove]

Pipsqueaks keep squeaking meaningless drivel

and bag ladies keep chasing the local cats

That's your best?



Back to the minor leagues for more practice for you

 You gotta unban him first.



 We been trying here  

[cc]

Yes you did man hate



Men are OK ... it's the pipsqueaks that screw things up

[Biggie Smiles]

Wanna guess again?



Deluded pipsqueaks are the worse kind of all

So are old ladies who reek of bengay and talcum powder

 



 Do you think they all share a brain?  Like just divide it up?



 Like CW clearly has the part that operates the balls right now.



 They have some message they are trying to convey from the alter reality of innerweb flame icons and heroes of content. I think they are frustrated that no one takes them seriously.



 I predict mass suicide. All 3.5 of them.

I think one of her 22 cats died this morning and she's drunk off her ass right now

 I can feel that. That's heavy.



 I'd be drunk too. Men are garbage, cats are forever  ac_wub



 Fuck did I man hate again?

I think she'd be better off driving a pair of scissors into the furry area between her eyes and offering herself up as a coat hanger. Southern hospitality and all

[Biggie Smiles]

Pipsqueaks keep squeaking meaningless drivel

and bag ladies keep chasing the local cats

That's your best?

Well, when I'm dealing with the drunken old cat lady who can only summon the brain power to say  "pipsqueak" a dozen times. Yeah. I really needn't exert myself here you know.

[cc]

Well got some real things to do



Let's see if you stick around till I get back ... or are off nursing a another beating from a midget ... or a little girl

[Dove]

Yes you did



Men are OK ... it's the pipsqueaks that screw things up

  Right? Consent can be a real fucking bummer.



 So can child support  ac_toofunny

[Biggie Smiles]

Well got some real things to do



Let's see if you stick around till I get back ... or are off nursing a another beating from a midget ... or a little girl

yeah, go fall down a flight of stairs somewhere hagatha.

[Dove]

Well got some real things to do



Let's see if you stick around till I get back ... or are off nursing a another beating from a midget ... or a little girl

 Was that meant for the secret Flame Trick cry board?



 Cuz Joo is the midget and I'm the girl.



 Whoops  ac_toofunny



 Get the Vodka in GLASS bottle next time, you simpin Pickmesha.



 Lulz.

[cc]

yeah, go fall down a flight of stairs somewhere hagatha.

brilliant  

[Biggie Smiles]

yeah, go fall down a flight of stairs somewhere hagatha.

brilliant  

Weren't you supposed to be going somewhere?



Like an oven or something?

[cc]

You keep mentioning oven .. are you a jooOOoo?



That would explain a lot

[Dove]

yeah, go fall down a flight of stairs somewhere hagatha.

brilliant  

 I have no reason to click the "difficult" button on the ability menu.



 You could step it up.  Just a suggestion.



 You cant make purchases with conterfiet cash. Dont get sassy with us over it

[Dove]

  Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!  

  Lulz.

[Biggie Smiles]

You keep mentioning oven .. are you a jooOOoo?



That would explain a lot

What is your hallucinogen of choice tonight? Is it bath salts or airplane glue?

[Dove]

Maybe they are prepping for the C virus apocalypse the Dovey way?



 Fucking aye, good for them.



 I just wanna know how they knew 15  years in advance?



 Oooohhhh!