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Hey Big is your bung funnel as cold as mine?

Started by Dove, March 01, 2020, 03:02:12 PM

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Dove

Quote from: "caskur"I'll do a callout with dum sum and floor that pickled brain flat...



You two cannot do it. You two have inferior intellect to both dum and myself.



carry on!~


 "Flametowners" always say this.



 It's always variations of "I'm smart and ur dumb, I have money and ur on welfare, my life is better than your life, my dick is better than ur dick, ur pussay is wore out, I'm a flame master and ur not worth the effort, u post too much, yadda yadda".



 But we just wanna see this incredible, top quality, mind blowingly amazing content that defines the very word icon.



 So far they are just holed up under CWs skirt talking about the insane levels of esoteric talent. It's like other dimensional talent. We really wanna see but they yammer on about why they wont do it.  :2r4ml1j_th:



 They do however, spend an uncomfortable amount of time talking about Joo and I getting freaky and Joos dick, balls and ass tho.  Yikes.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Daily affirmation Sumcumbrainism of the day.



 So now it's because Joo said once "just text, no media" and apparently just using text is dumb, boring, not worth it.



 So that explains why 98 percent of their textual posts revolve around Joo and I.



 Our main concern with media is that as much as they post about rimming and pegging and Joos dick, we dont wanna end up having to press charges for nonconsensual porn. Maybe if we can get an electronic signature that no media will involve their rage fueled sexually aggresive fantasies, that can change.   That might have cool in the Bawl Homohall glory days but.... not every book should have pictures kwim?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Oh now it's because text is too boring? ... says the guy who was triggered so badly he had to break his walls of obnoxious tedium into 3 separate posts just to overcome the 10000 character word limit on each post. Not to mention he went on to liken himself to a case of sexually transmitted crabs. That was a real doozy  :laugh3:  



I guess we've moved past the whole failure of a gimmick that calls for only persons of porn board origins to know what insulting someone online actually is?



Lmao.



We're obviously at a point where these two dancing pig ballerinas will say ANYTHING to avoid squaring off on a forum where they are both denied a technical advantage and do not have the luxury of a dozen or more courtesy creepers shouting applause to their mundane offerings from the cheap seats.



Eh, it's no matter really. I've pummeled Mongtini into a "dung funnel" in two callouts already and I've never seen Cunt engage in a match with anyone of merit and not get his face turned into a kiddie toilet during the process. In fact, even the great spam entrepreneur Temple took cunty for a spin on several occasions.  



Posers is all they are. Posers is all they ever where and posers is all they'll ever be.



Enjoy the view, couch crumbs.

Dove

Oh goody, look at this.



 Yet another delusional post consisting of "Are Joo and Dovey still posting even though no one is paying attention?!"  



 A few points.



 1.  If you really want us, or anyone to believe we are a boring waste of time who you are most certainly not paying attention to at all, maybe change the topic of your posts.  All you discussing is us.



 And you call us mentally unstable gas lighters? Lulz.



 If you were not paying attention, you wouldnt know that we are making fun of you. We are aware you are reading every word.



 2. I totally own I mistook CC for CW. It was pretty funny. But we know and have stated a few times you guys have nothing but excuses where your balls should be as far as posting anywhere we are. So no, we dont think everyone is you and Cunt.  That would make you cretinious failures fun in a good way rather than fun because you both are so bitter and serious trying to save face about this it's hilarious.



 You seem preoccupied with that, tho.



 3. Make a "name" huh? See what a fucking loser you are? You dont have a "name" just because you wanna rewrite history and pretend you did anything besides play wafer in the middle of a BH circle jerk. Oh yeah....we have been up in the archives. Pretty funny.



 And even IF you "had a name", bitch we are posting insults on a board in a community that consists of like 25 people. Your "name" is worth less than the bamboo seedling TP I wipe my sweet ass with.



 Have you noticed that no one actually gives a fuck about "names" on this bullshit? I'd ask how pathetic and depressing your life must be to think being some nameworthy icon on the internet is something to be proud of...but I already know.



 Funny how when you thought you were gonna somehow embarrass and bully me it was "great content" but now look at you, all holed up along with SumCumBrain taking turns jerking eachother off with your tears posting about pegging, rimjobs and how not worth it we are.



 Joo and I are enjoying ourselves, that's all we really give a shit about. It would nice to see you repressed homoraged twunts actually provide some at least DECENT content besides the perpetual whiney paragraphs and threads about how not worth the time we are and hey... you ain't paying attention anyway.



 Who you tryin to kid?  Lulz.



 Maybe 4 more posts about how unimportant we are will do the trick finally?



 Or you can stop flashing your manginas from the inside of your cage and come dazzle us into apparent oblivion with your esoteric amazing content. You may. As. Well.



 This is more disappointing than when I told you to give it to me in real life.



 CC "bodied" us?  What a humorless, dramatic little baby you are, Moidtini.  We hurt ur feelings real bad, so all anyone has to do is post in our direction and you'll be over there like "hyuck hyuck u gotz bodied!!"   That's not predictable and bitter at all!  



 Lmao. What a tard.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.

Dove

Quote from: "Herman"I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.


 Exactly.



  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Herman"I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.


 Exactly.



  ac_toofunny

That is hardly a reason to register there.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Herman"I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.


Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.



And if one happens to sneak in a little freaky fellatio while the others are busy baking cookies naked from the waist down; or lubing up the gerbil for some Mano e Mano horseplay so what? No one, aims to judge them for it.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Herman"I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.


Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.

Heaven for Joe and Scouse.

Dove

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Herman"I took a look at flametruth. What is the frickin point of that place besides gossip about people that don't post there.


Think of it more like a progressive safe space for effeminate wannabe bad boys. Where grown men with no direction in life can go, kick back with their pants off and chatter like little ninnies about the glory-hole days of flaming faggorty and other important matters affecting the LGBT community.



And if one happens to sneak in a little freaky fellatio while the others are busy baking cookies naked from the waist down; or lubing up the gerbil for some Mano e Mano horseplay so what? No one, aims to judge them for it.


 If I didnt know that were talking about FT, I would still know you were talking about FT  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

PS.



 I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.



 I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.  

 

 If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it.  I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.



 Keep it up.



 Carry on lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Dove"PS.



 I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.



 I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.  

 

 If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it.  I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.



 Keep it up.



 Carry on lol.




Do be a sport and continue posting screen shots of their incessant pleas for recognition so that I may enjoy the stack of shortcomings that is their lives as well.  ac_biggrin

Dove

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"PS.



 I totally AM reading at FT laughing at it here.



 I just feel like it should be very clear that I am absolutely reading that board, screen shotting stuff to make fun of and I ain't fucking denying it at all.  

 

 If I somehow gave some impression that I am trying to hid the fact that I'm reading it, i apologize. I'm absolutely reading it.  I check it about, 3 or 4 times during the day as of yesterday and today.



 Keep it up.



 Carry on lol.




Do be a sport and continue posting screen shots of their incessant pleas for recognition so that I may enjoy the stack of shortcomings that is their lives as well.  ac_biggrin


 Of course!  ac_wub
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

This one is pretty funny.



 I guess he thinks if he says I'm playing victim enough, it will magically be true.



 I'm not sure how slamming his psycho moid self equated to playing victim. This guy was nothing but a yelping ass dramatic victim himself.



 Remember when I made some "man hating" comments on SG and he fucking flipped and started crying about how his kids and friends thought he was scumbag now because of my posts.....on a troll board?  How he called me up screaming and telling me I raped him for "shating his shit" with Freud, how terrorized his whole family over the switch picture? ac_toofunny



 I could make a whole chart of this whackjobs perpetual victimhood down to how he whines about my "toxic drama" because I ripped on him back lol.



 Moidtini, here is some reality for you.  You didnt victimize or play anyone but yourself. Also I'm not sure where you getting this latest bullshit about Joo being after children considering everyone, including your ex, is creeped out and disgusted by your fixation on women half your age.



 No one believes you and it's actually fucking gross. No woman in her early or mid 20s wants some 47 year old slobby broke ass with busted up sperm. They want to start families with men they know wont stroke out on an after dinner walk.



 Unlike you, Joo can handle women over 30.  Well he can handle women, period.  He isnt the one having an embarrassing crisis over aging.



 47 years old, all you got is stunted mental/emotional growth, a shit shack you inherited, and what you think is a "name" on a fucking internet forum and a disturbing perversion for very young women.



 Do you honestly think Joo(who whipped your incoherent ass in two matches) does anything but laugh at your pathetic, cowardly ass?



 Now go start another thread talking about how you definately are not interested in us but you just happen to scroll through  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles


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